Huh. My... friend’s wife has a 6th sense, seems to always know when shenanigans are going on.

My 20-year-old Aidan salutes your son’s “scissors,” and wishes he’d drawn something like that at 6.

Way back in the day I managed a small photo shop with the lab in a glass terrarium at the front of the store, set up so people could watch the photos drop out. Other employees in the mall knew when we were doing naughty pix, because we would drape a towel over the end. Word had gotten around that we were good for…

How does this work? How does she not know you are tking the picture, seeing how you are sharing a bed? Asking for a friend.

Yeah, something like 3 decades ago I did a salmon, cooked it just right by the time I arrived at a dinner party where everyone was to do something funky with the food they brought. I won what up until that moment had not been a contest.

Rushing out the door, but I need to note that there was a time when we Canadians were somewhat proud of Dick “Dick” Pound. Like a collective psychosis or something.

A good joke for this Eve.

It’s basketball. Apparently it’s 31 Torontonians. The rest of us watch now and again, curious if another team from the Centre of the Universe (TM) will screw up as expected. And therefore were not tuned in to see Wade play with his balls.

I was 9 or 10, out on a boat with my grandpa and little sister, and he was teaching us how to cast. Things were going well and then - and I still remember this clear as day - Grandpa said “Jesus Christ!” I’d hooked him right through the neck. Quite the walk of shame when we got back to shore, me holding the rod up and…

I remember the hole in the glass in Edmonton at Northlands (Rexall Place now) from when I was shooting for the Edmonton Sun in the late ‘80s. Hardly ever used, since pretty much everyone used a 300/2.8 from the landing between the main level and the nosebleeds at the blue line, shooting only into the closest end. We…

Jurgen Klinsmann was giving advice on picking players, I gather.

Was the turkey even old enough to drink those beers, though? And without opposable feathers would it need a straw?

Yeah, because who knows how they’re going to react when Rafa comes back to town.

Moyes is apparently angling for the Celtic job.

I was following this on my phone and not rushing back to home where I was recording the game. Walked in, turned on the tube just as Sakho and the lads were celebrating his goal (which means Coutinho scored while I was driving). Then I watched the rest, and it was almost as nice as the Champions League comeback win.…

I’m not even a wrestling fan and this hooked me. This sort of thing is the best reason for coming to Deadspin.

“[W]hich began like any other soccer match...” Thank goodness you told us this. I was worried it had started like a hockey game.

We got strafed by a helicopter out spraying when I was a kid. Group of about 40 kids and adults, so it’s not like he didn’t see us.

The Masters is only once a year, so it might be doable.

When my son was going to Canadian U14 nationals they had a “friendly” against the university women’s team. Once those women realized the boys weren’t going to go easy on them, they ramped it up pretty serious. What was hilarious was the boys didn’t know where to put their hands. They looked like a bunch of amputees…