Currently my only disappointment is the camera didn’t go to Bettman both times John Scott scored.

How ‘Lo can you go?

I agree. The Pato move might be accompanied by an “Oh my god what have I done?” moment, though, so let’s wait and see.

Liverpool - and I’m speaking as a fan here - haven’t so much collapsed as settled back into the Zone of Comfort here. Chelsea? Yeah, that was a collapse.

I though the headline referred to the rumor fucking Chelsea was trying to get their dirty stinking paws on Vardy. And that Remy might go to Newcastle. That sort of shit could turn things into a real funhouse.

Neither is the line of thinking that kicked out that stinker.

When my boys were younger I had an opportunity to teach them how to make themselves as non-threatening as possible when passing a woman in an enclosed space (a narrow path, happily for the woman in the middle of the day) and to tell them why. They were still too young to get it, I think, but I have noted as they have…

You’ve heard of free weights? Well, let me introduce you to free range weights.

Or a commenter handle in these parts.

My father-in-law suffers from it, and it has caused some severe lung problems, although the meds seem to finally be getting that under control.

As soon as 2016 is over you’re a year closer to death. So be careful what you wish for.

Every time someone links to this song I have to listen to the whole thing. One of those happy/sad things. My teenage boys were the first to turn me on to it, because sometimes they have better taste than their old man.

OK, I’ll buy that. I was a ref, but clearly never had to deal with anything like this.

My son just pointed out that if a shot had gone off that guy and gone in, it would have counted. You can’t call back a goal, and he has to be treated like an object on the field. Like the beach ball that beat Liverpool a few years back. So no, that wasn’t “fantastically martialed” by the ref. Although it was hilarious.

Sorry, I was oot and aboot. Glad to be of service at the end, though.

If it means he finally has a pair, then yeah, that makes sense.

The goddamn city government in Edmonton gave Oprah trucknutz when she came to town on her tour a few years ago. Maybe the question was valid.

A friend and I both worked at a different branch of that chain many many years ago. Her comment when I brought this to her attention was “...sounds like the Sun has not changed a bit in 30 years. Frat boy mentality abounds.” Although I think she insults frat boys by comparing them with the Sun.

Only bloodier.

I went to kindergarten (and really, this is my only goddamn memory from then) with a guy who ate orange peels. As in, his parents would pack some special for him. I don’t know if it’s a relief or worrying to know he has company outside of the realm of billy goats.