Yabbut Tim Howard is an American.

My son and I, both Liverpool fans, were screaming our fool heads off. Not against Everton, necessarily, but for the weaker, injury-riddled team that always tries to play an exciting and positive game. What a finish.

It set my teeth on edge just writing the goddamn thing. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices to make an overly obvious point.

‘He had some extra’s and needed some place’s to put all of the apostrophe’s.’

The ref’s socks are “Penalty” socks. How come I didn’t know this was a thing?

The Frantics!

Between this and my Chargers about to pull the plug and - well shit, everyfuckingthing - I just sent an email to the guy running my pool telling him I’m out. I mean, the NFL has never been my number one sport/league, but I’ve always had interest. Not now. Not an iota, not a smidgen. Nothing. Fuck them.

If Abramovich does this at Stamford Bridge for the rest of the year Chelsea won’t lose anymore home games. Conversely, these kids might be looking for a new place to play, and Jose might be looking for a few new players...

Does this preclude practicing headers? I mean, you learn technique before you actually go up against others in a game situation. (In a perfect world, of course.) That asked, I don’t mind this, speaking as the father of a high performance player who suffered two “minor” concussions early on, although only one was…

No joke is too obscure in these parts. There’s always someone who gets it. Even if they don’t approve, they get it.

Not sure if this is a hair joke or not. If so, kudos.

Many (MANY) years ago I was backpacking through Australasia and stopped in Sydney and called a friend I’d made in a hostel in NZ. He wasn’t home but his mom and brother said I should come and stay with them. They gave me detailed directions which I promptly screwed up, and I ended up getting off the train probably one…

We had a run on Halloween (nice weather brought out more kids) so I had to go out to buy extra candy that night. First stop, cleared out. Second stop, Rexall (Canadian drug store chain) not only had taken down all the Halloween stuff, but had already put out their Christmas display.

We’re all aware that the keeper dug his cleat into Drogba’s thigh, right? I mean, Drogba deserved the card and all, but he wasn’t grabbing just for fun. His hand would have been higher up if that had been the case.

When I did my first jump I forgot to arch my back: greenbluegreenbluegreenblue and on and on while I spun in the air. Then my chute opened and it was mildly tangled, but enough to make me worry that I should consider cutting loose and falling with my emergency spare. But then I realized that if I pulled myself up and…

You mean he made the argument that last year’s champs couldn’t beat a team of 11 that has only scored more than 1 goal one other time this season, and that was against Aston Villa. Which scored 2 against LFC. He’s doing a good job selling Chelsea’s quality.

Is that the stadium where Kurt Russell played when his dad owned the team?

Some of the worst ever? I think we could ask some astronauts about their hot take on some England PKs over the years.

I was going to say in Portland it’ll be American beer and therefore quite light, but something something craft beer ran through my head, and it occurred to me I might be wrong.

That said, he did look like he belonged when he played for Italy. Sometimes you can’t get that cup of coffee because the decision makers have decided to shut you out, whether or not it makes sense.