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My great uncle Fred, if he were still alive and living in the tiny town of Milton, Nova Scotia, would with a straight face insist to me this was all real and unscripted. And then he'd kick my ass at a game of cribbage, or threaten to cut my hair in the barber shop attached to his house. Which is odd, because I don't

I think you're being just a tad pessimistic here. I'm willing to bet there are plenty of drug addicts and homeless guys who will spend at least a little time in jail.

At first I read this as your wife wanted to BE a pygmy elephant. You did seem kinda calm about the whole thing.

There have been a few games where the whole 'Hawks roster has looked two dimensional this season. Flat, you might say. Now I see why.

A friend who hates basketball figures they should automatically assign each team 100 points and just have them play for two minutes. I can see the Knicks running up the score on the Sixers in that period of time, but no way Philadelphia score more than two or three buckets.

Of course the adults don't say anything. They all know what's good for them.

Time to burn down the house, salt the earth, and turn the accounts and keys and passwords over to someone less corrupt. Maybe Platini or Rogge or Rozell or Bettmann. They all seem like they have that common touch.

My Spanish is nonexistent, but Google Translate tells me the appropriate phrase for this occasion is Moyes cabo.

Kalgoorlie Fried Cricketer Original Recipe.

Milo's ass, meet Big Sam Allardyce.

I understand being upset the elk was on his Twitter account, but couldn't he have just asked it politely to move on to its own account?

Everybody's trashing all this crazy American (and Canadian) soccerball stuff, but I for one would love to see Roy give BWP a go, at least for a friendly. Unless he really believes he can build what he needs out of the mess of spare parts hiding amongst the foreign-born stars in the BPL, of course.

Aside from about 20 minutes, Liverpool played well enough against Real to show they could hold their own with most BPL teams. However, against Real it was Men v Boys. And then they took that style of play and shoved it out the window of a fast car when they were playing against Hull, and watched it roll and scrape

Hopefully it was consensual.

Bieber is a bad Canadian joke.

Yeah, I was usually a fielder, although I did manage to shag a couple of pops, and they also had a sub coach one day who let me pitch for one inning (three up, three down, but the opposition was horrible). But it was never my sport.

When I was 13, Christmas vacation to Bahamas to visit an aunt and uncle who were living there, and we were flying from Florida (mandatory stop at Disneyworld, natch) when all of a sudden my stomach decided it didn't want anything to do with the rest of me.

Because my parents for some reason didn't know I worshiped soccer and played it out in the yard every day, they signed me up for baseball, where I played with boys 2 and 3 years older than me. Then one day at a game the coaches started in on swearing at a few of us and Dad heard it and yanked me then and there. He

The Eddies did a nice job of challenging for the Nutrilite or Amway or whatever-the-hell-Cup this past year, but they are constrained by an owner who is not a big player, who is forced to advertise his own business on their jerseys instead of getting someone else to pay for that, by a small-ish fan base in a city that

Thank you for this. The only gaming I do these days is when my kids haul me downstairs to try something, and while I've known about this it's been arcane and convoluted and most explanations have been full of lingo that made this old man shut down. But Brianna Wu's husband is a friend, and the new shitstorm with Anita