If Al's only watching the NBC feed he won't know until later tonight, but those of us in Canada would be happy to tell him he's unlikely to even make the spread. Seriously, how do you guys handle it? Does NBCsn at least carry some events live?

Think about this stat: Fulham gets 25% possession, the majority of that in their own end, and yet they still get 3 shots, plus two other chances that could have feasibly been goals. As bad as United were at scoring, their defense, when tested, was abject. No pace, bereft of ideas, caught off guard by a team who…

How can you dress better than this?

He misspelled the initials for attention deficit disorder?

"... it's hard to mount a case against it." Looks like they're preparing to mount something else, actually. Must be pretty rough if the one guy needs a helmet.

I think it's the one where Captain Haddock drank some whisky.

Canadian beer companies are falling all over themselves to get to that lake and film their next great Canadian beer ad. Because why have all that stunning beauty if you can't monetize it?

Soccermuch, you are incorrect. The law is that any part of the body that can legally handle the ball can not be past the defender. So if I'm standing on the line with the defender and sticking out my hand, I'm still onside, but if I lean enough for my head to be past him, or if my foot or knee is sticking out, then I…

I'll see it in 48fps, and likely feel the same as I did last time out: like I'm watching an episode of Planet Middle Earth and waiting for Richard Attenborough to tell me about the mating habits of dwarves.

Groups B and G could both be groups of death. And Platini's nefarious scheme seems to have worked out for France, in a veritable group of life.

Remy impressed the hell out of me when after scoring he ran over to the sidelines and hugged the kid in the wheelchair. Who, incidentally, had that look on his face like he was about to be crushed. Anyone get a GIF of that?

My son, then 16, played with his Canada-based academy in that stadium against Canvey Island's youth academy last Feb. It's about 7 feet below sea level, and apparently when the tide is high you can see large freighters on the other side of the sea wall, not far at all from the pitch (far end from where the Canvey…