Terrifying is the word. Didnt some guy kill himself recently in something eerily resembling this? ... https://jalopnik.com/man-dies-after-crash-in-home-built-honda-civic-based-ka-1825681533

It’s clearly a Torchinsky-special photoshop hackjob, rest assured the real thing will probably look way worse.

Fix it again, Tonale!

And if you wanted to get all of that resurfacing done during a normal 20-minute intermission (cause who has time for that, no beer line is THAT long) you’d need 18,207,179 Zamboni machines and drivers operating at once. Not bad, once you realize Lake Superior is roughly the same size as South Carolina. Now that’s a…

would you say it could have been a propane accessory?

Fire officials suspect a faulty propane tank was to blame,

No.

Well it’s certainly not going reduce emissions. Cars driving faster are less efficient (which is why we got stuck with that whole 55 mph speed limit thing).

Yes! Those do seem to be all amber save for the red reflector! Did Belgians have amber stop lamps? What the hell is going on?

I like AOC, she’s very refreshing and has the balls to bring forth proposal to change for the better. She’s not being paid by lobbyists or special interest groups and everyone opposed to her positions are scared that sweet, sweet kickback will dry up. Yes these are lofty goals, but that is what you need to when you’re…

We got an office pool, whatcha got?

The Green New Deal has 70 co-sponsors in the House. Here’s a whole bunch of Senators getting all on board, too (and just to be quick about it, all declared 2020 Democratic candidates have signed on board):

How many “jalopnik magazine is to political” emails are you trying to get this time?

Hey, since you have to have some trouble reading, I’ll quote the relevant portion of the post here:

Am I the only person who thinks that the new Jetta doesn’t look very good?

As someone who has been an editor professionally, and a grammar lover myself, I feel qualified in saying you’re being pedantic and dull. The sentence reads perfectly in its intended context—a casual, enjoyable blog where people sometimes write in the same voice with which they speak. 

Still convinced more Hummer H2s have been made into limos than there are H2s that have been off road.

Indeed. That one very minor issue that I didn’t notice has completely and utterly ruined the entirety of Jalopnik. We should probably just burn down the servers to be safe.