The Russian is dead. His body exploded in the gears of a giant machine. I don’t know how you missed that.

We. We? We were almost spared? Maybe you should speak for yourself.

This post makes me feel so old.

I’m a little confused with the comments about the singing. Clearly, Renee Zellwegger is not going to be able to sing exactly like Judy Garland. But would you rather have her lip sync? I don’t remember people complaining about Joaquin Phoenix’s singing in Walk the Line.

The internet?

also wtf. Now an author is responsible for the actions of their characters? get out of here with that fascist garbage. goodbye.

lol bro, how is he a piece of shit?

glad you got a smile

yawn

Damn I was looking forward to this and hoping it was going to be really good. I liked Goon. I like Nanjiani. I really, really like Bautista. How could this go wrong?

On its merits alone, this movie looks FINE. The cast is insane. The story HAS TO BE insanely good for this movie to work. We’re trusting that Johnson has pulled off an insanely good story for this movie. I’m hoping that’s the case.

Because maybe this guy should be in jail for committing multiple crimes.

Seems like an odd thing to make a point of in a headline and then bury as a throw away comment in one sentence.

Tell me about it!

Screw this. If you’re going to write a review, write a review. Don’t write some stupid, meta “WHAT IF THE REVIEW WAS A PLAY” review. I thought we grew out of that after the early 2000's. If you want to write a play, write a play. If you want to write a review, write a review. Stupid.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me, but the format feels very awkward. It seems like it’s intentionally putting together these huge and somewhat incongruous stars (basically just mashing up whoever needs to plug something right now) in order to manufacture these kinds of moments.

I hope you do see the movie and enjoy it!

I really liked the movie and thought it was very good. I’m looking forward to this one.

Why would you put “(and funny!)“ in the title and not once mention what you mean in the review?

Hey brewers, what do people misunderstand about beer, and maybe your beer in particular, which this is definitely not an unpaid advertisement for?