A saddle looks better on a cow than this wheel in that car.

8 cylinder, AWD, manual, wagon...your move Dodge

While Dodge was still building massive pieces of shit like the Intrepid and Stratus, VW put a W8, yes W8 in a Passat. VW still win.

Not sure why they collided...being Italian, they were both blowing the horn like mad yet no one gave way.

The reason why someone purchased a Geo Metro back in 1991 and stored it for 23 years isn't mentioned in the ad posting.

Jalopnik: where every single asshole knows more than the previous asshole in every thread. It's as if all of the world's greatest geniuses and most experienced and talented individuals gather in this one place every day to repeat themselves and argue useless bullshit. Fucking tiring.

More expert driving advice from Jalopnik's resident Ayrton Senna...

If I click that link, will I be able to avoid getting rear ended by a cement mixer?

the one where common sense is taught —obviously where you never went

I love the last paragraph of the article:

those trucks brakes had better have FAILED— as if the other cars driver or the cops see this video —he is going to get charged with attempted murder

Nope. I don't have sympathy for people who believe the shit Fox News spews or Brits who thought Amanda Knox was guilty; why would I have sympathy for people who believe the stuff Putin spouts?

Maybe they're still mad about the Vikings? That's the only reason I can ever conceive of someone getting pissed at Norway.

This is a sub-blog for food-related stuff.

Yes they are. Yes we are too. And yelling at someone who happens to be Jewish but doesn't necessarily support Israel's (IMO genocidal) practices is going to help that situation how exactly?

Ha, enjoy your beets and wood pulp, comrades!

In Russia- dick punches you.

You're subverting the issue because you want to comment on something else. There is no 1 to 1 in politics. Most children learn this rule as life isn't fair, buck it up.

That's funny you say that, because high school virgins is exactly who I see getting excited about this car.

I know exactly where this is I drive through there all the time when I go wheeling up north. I still don't get why they drove into the median where the water collects the most.