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Why are we banning cell phone use while driving again? . . Because it's "distracting"?

This is utter fucking idiocy . .

Automatic parking . . Put the car in gear and take your hands off the wheel and everything will be WONDERFUL!!

Something from the 1990's Buick Family of Fine Automobiles?

As the current owner of a 2004 VR6 GTI and a 2015 S5, and an owner of VW products as far back as 1980, I concur completely.

Drivers do that all the time . . They sense what they feel is a "dangerous situation" behind them, and they brake.

Oh yeah?

Allow for an overlap where all directions are red for 2-3 seconds with longer yellow's.

I'm sorry, but I must inform you that your first sentence has triggered Rule 34 . . .

Sadly, I'm sure he'll just find another one, or drive one of his 20 other exotic's, and no lesson will be learned . .

I was on a flight to Brazil from Houston when we went through some "significant" turbulence, (I've been through worse) and you would have through that chainsaw wielding demons were murdering everyone on the plane for the screaming and praying . .

..... waiting for "Hitler is told that his TIE fighter has crashed meme . .

Let me tell you from direct observation and personal experience, that I see FAR more badly behaved Chinese travelers than American travelers .. They seem to become extremely agitated far more quickly than Americans, given similar situation such as a flight delay or some other situational problem, and they're prone to…

I'm sure they'll be quite reasonable with the Thai authorities as well . . lol

I like they idea of them jumping out of the plane . .

Oh! . . You touch my tra-la-la . . Mmmmmm . . My ding-ding-dong!

One important thing that I don't believe has been mentioned, is that today is the final re-union of the U.S.S. Arizona Survivors at Pearl. All of them are now in their mid-90's, and it's too hard on them to travel to Hawaii each year.

Shhhh . . Some of us have busy lives with actual friends, and don't hang out online looking for attention . .