But is it a salmon carcass?

When I was a starving college student, I pulled a trifecta... I had 12 course hours, I was working at Radioshack, and I was working nights at a call center for Bellsouth DSL. I basically gave myself 3-5 hours at home every day.

#justsayin is the new #sorrynotsorry

hold on- broccoli walnut soup?! recipe link?

gunna pretend you and your bff are actually cartoons and actually work at the actual acme anvils and it's real and this is what is happening.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO RED!"

'to be fair' is the new 'actually' is the new 'um'

as someone who is an airhead for FREE i am super offended she is getting paid

Run tell that

"But I have a severe intolerance to farmed salmon!"

"To be fair..."

My husband still needs to ask if the gender in "transgender man/woman" refers to their gender identity or their gender as assigned at birth. But he doesn't know anything about the trans community and certainly isn't being paid to write articles even tangentially related to it. It's not hard to fact check things before…

California sort of does, and it's the most employee-friendly state. My brother is a bartender and often only has six hours between shifts...his sleep schedule is super screwed up.

TO BE FAIR, there is a big difference between wild and farmed salmon, especially regarding health concerns (pregnant women, for example, should only eat wild).

"It's not wild chicken."

That's obviously Jason Schwartzman.

Well you know, don't believe the stereotypes, some of us are alright. ;)

Well, Bill Cosby is not facing prosecution and neither is Stephen Collins. As anyone who watches SVU will tell you; the statute of limitations on Collins had expired because his victims were over 22 years old.

I'm good. We're good to go. Thanks for the follow up, though.

For an ogre, you're very sensitive and thoughtful.

Good luck with that! Need a flashlight?