Still, try saying "shlking n't" out loud. It's fun.

Kinja.

Oh my god lady, your daughter literally said you were part of the reason she was killing herself. Maybe think about what that means instead of running your mouth about how it wasn't your fault and disrespecting your kid even in death.

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

I've thought about consulting a dermatologist several times, myself. It would be interesting to learn if there's anything that can be done about them.

One of my first boyfriends told me about this one time he "pulled a bushel of, like, 30 hairs" out of one pore on his face. It left a giant hole. As someone who really, really enjoys popping zits and unearthing ingrowns, I still randomly think about it 15 years later get pissed I wasn't there to witness it. He thought…

My ex had that too, although it was usually three or four hairs together, and I would scout for them and pull them out so they didn't get ingrown. (Hi, I'm gross!) I had no idea it had a name!

Basically, instead of one hair growing out of the pore, this thick stalk of a dozen hairs or so grows out together.

it's an incompletely closed gill from when you were a developing embryo.

Thing I don't get about this is that its only marginally more expensive than a land cruiser, as in one options package away in price. Its basically the "ugly please" option on the land cruiser order form.

That's strange, personally I find masturbation to be helpful for migraines and I remember hearing of a study supporting this to some extent.

Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" is the perfect choice for this montage, but the best irony here - I've run into him lots of times around West Hollywood, he's a lovely man, but this is no exaggeration - I don't think his face has any mobility left, either (he's 74!):

Alone time usually stays on the front porch. Play dates run around between front hallway and Lanai. Usually it's just way too much effort to sweep out the back alley enough for company.

Yes. So glad girls can look this up now. My parents told me what their parents told them. Nada, except don't do or say anything sexual. Sinful. So, I made friends with the shower massage, learning to lay on the toilet and side of the tub in a ridiculously awkward way. Then I learned what I could do by myself. What…

"I'm not really interested in being a sex object for feminism either, thanks very much."

How did you twist around that comment to interpret it this way? Lack of reading comprehension?

Sorry bad things happened to you. Slut-shaming me for liking sex doesn't fix them. Maybe if sex makes you so fucking uncomfortable,…

I had no idea I even had a clitoris until I read about it in a Jackie Collins novel. I wondered by it felt good to rub to the front instead of sticking something in. I learnt to masturbate from a Paolo Coehlo book. (good thing I was a bookworm I guess.) This kind of ignorance and information eclipse around girlhood is…

masturbation is being sold as a panacea for everyone here.

Funnily enough, the more I masturbate the less likely I am to get off with a partner. I get so used to a certain kind of touch or technique (or so used to a vibrator) that a guy hasn't got a hope of replicating it, since he can't feel it.

Girls do masturbate. They probably just admit to it less.