Edit. No need to pile on.

thank you; I saw this headline and lede and my immediate thought was, “And evidently you’ve never listened to Terry Gross before?” My sister and I literally call these probing, sort-of-inappropriate personal questions “Fresh Air Questions.”

Tuesday cake? Your work has Tuesday cake?

You capitalized “Cake.” And now... I’m going the distance, I’m going for speeeeeed.

I do love a challenge. But my insurance rates are just starting to go back down...

Ha! I’d say yes, but no. My XC is a replacement for a 2013 S60. I got “suckered” into buying my first Volvo because I rolled and almost died in my last non-Volvo so, yanno. :)

Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man.

My XC90 is in the shop and I’m driving a V60 T6 loaner at the moment. Love this thing. Can’t wait to get the beast back, but this little wagon is pretty dope.

As the owner of a ‘16 XC90, I approve of this message.

My car (2016 Volvo XC90) is in the 5-star category with 10 reviews, but admittedly my particular specimen is in the shop right now for the third time, same issue. So I wouldn’t necessarily say these reviews represent real-world experience. :)

Comment removed by request of the commenter because you’re too stupid to argue with. Stay cool, pony boy.

Nearly 2 years later and they’re still doing this. This May, I had a background check and had to sign a promise not to resell my XC90 to China.

America’s sweetheart is leaving!? *sob*

Here’s the thing, if the house is that large, you can rub one out no matter who’s home. They can’t hear you! They’re all the way over there! Tug away, pal.

I think part of my own resistance to Tesla’s Autopilot is the cowboy attitude. Just like giving drivers a full web browser to fuck with at 100mph, I wonder if all their ideas are fully cooked... I don’t have that same thought about Volvo. My trust in Volvo is actually probably my #1 personal brand loyalty. Volvo for…

Think what would’ve happened if Hollywood had made Nina Simone in “her size.”

I mean, really what he’s saying is “People who test the limits of Level 3 autonomous cars are often dangerously stupid.”

Your TL;DR is as long as your original comment, and for this reason I hate you.

Out of curiosity, have you ever driven a semi-autonomous car? I ask because, as a Volvoist I’ve grown pretty used to Intellisafe and PilotAssist in my past couple of cars, and I can say without a doubt that it’s saved my bacon on a few occasions.

The Daily Show doesn’t even need to exist now that John Oliver is a thing and Jon Stewart is retired. It’s time, Old Yeller.