I had a Dr. Proctor growing up. Rhyming is fun.

Its such a small thing but I have the hardest time with this. And I’m a gay man with a relationship to women and feminism that isn’t the same as your average dudebro.

Gotcha. I read it as directed at Tesla when you were directing it at Motor Trend. They are goons, you’re right. As you were, chap.

who, exactly, “generally” thinks that? The Model S was given Car of the Year awards by pretty much everyone. Even Consumer Reports had to adjust their test because the Model S scored a perfect 100. You just jealous of the toolboxes who can afford one or no? Either way, the Model S’s success has absolutely nothing to…

But it’s recycled and lightweight! Don’t forget next time you’re shopping for a soda can truck.

I have a friend who owns a little tour company in Iceland. She has a pathologically angry reaction to Icelandic girls with bare knees. She will point them out on tour and explain in detail to everyone how she believes that, in Iceland, it’s completely acceptable to throw on a pair of woolen leggings under a short…

I watched it twice and, nah, the message was definitely, “this guy’s innocent.” I think it’s your healthy and appropriate relationship with the concept of justice that makes you think it’s worth a question but especially now, knowing more complete facts, it’s pretty surprising at how slanted it was/is.

Haters gon hate. I'm from California and also love Chipotle. Related: when people say Chipolte it offends me about as much as it does when they hit their kids in public or tip poorly.

With your handle, I’d have thought a Volvo would’ve at least entered the conversation! R-design’s closer to 50k but lease deals are low low low.

sounds like me, pretty much the whole first 2 years of college.

Micr-WHAT!?

Micr-WHAT!?

Some CD slots (a lot, actually,) are too wide to hold this thing comfortably. I know, because I wasted sixteen of my own dollars and none of the 3 different varying thicknesses of pads were wide enough to hold the bracket plus the cantilevered weight of my iPhone 6+. I got the cheap little magnet thing, put the metal…

Some CD slots (a lot, actually,) are too wide to hold this thing comfortably. I know, because I wasted sixteen of my…

Five or six people in my family have a stripe of grey hair, most of them get it in their 20s. It’s not uncommon at all. Ref: Stacey London

Perhaps your reading of it was poor. Stop seeking to be offended by people and instead use your razor sharp sense of right and wrong where it matters. This is not that moment.

And we have a winner!

Oh yeah, love the clothes, worship the ground Nicholas Ghesquiere floats over. I’m strictly annoyed by the Insta handle. I literally can’t connect Jaden Smith to 50 Shades no matter how many degrees of Kevin Bacon I allow myself.

I mean... why a misspelled version of Christian Grey? I just want to understand what a black adolescent feels kinship with in trashy BDSM fanfic novels.

I did know this, but only because I’m a Seattleite and this is church for us. Russell’s a good guy. For a sexless freak, he plays good ball, too.

Can I brag about mine for a second? She ran a free clinic on skid row in L.A. for 40 years and never missed a day of work. She patched up the stab wounds of bangers, treated all-but-eradicated wasting diseases in one of the wealthiest cities in the world— and above all professed her love and respect for each and every…

Where’s it new? Where’s it less? Where can I move? Can I sleep on your couch when I get there? I’m a pretty good cook!