That’s horrifying.

Yeah, and she’s the Chair of the Federal Reserve Board. Janet Yellen is herself among the most accomplished economists living today. She’s appointed to do a job based on her own experience, so to whom she’s married is entirely irrelevant in this context.

it’s a Honda Civic Wag-O-Van. The most important Wag-O-Van ever made. The only Wag-O-Van ever made.

top switch on MINI convertible has one!!

this is an excellent comment.

it’s easy to talk like a tough guy on the internet, too.

Are there requirements for visibility in the cabin? because it’s tucked up next to the sunroof buttons on my Volvo S60. I’ve had the thing for almost 3 years and saw it the first time maybe 2 months ago.

that’s actually kind of perfect. I’ve been sitting here giggling at it for 30 seconds

There’s no pain receptors in your eyeballs. I watched my dad’s Lasik surgery with no anaesthetic and the doc told me about it but I couldn’t imagine the sensation. About a year later, my own doctor stuck a needle in my eyeball for a diagnostic test so careful what you wish for. Didn’t feel anything but the pressure,…

Are you Jennifer Lawrence? Are you ever going to stop tripping on your own feet? Please don’t.

I’m a big dude, my husband’s a big dude, our bengal cat is a big dude, and our siberian husky is also a big dude. Our King bed is a survival necessity, not a luxury. Most nights we look like the word “Hi” if the verticals were me, hubs and my leg sticking out. The horizontal is the dog and the dot of the i is the cat.

I have friends in their 60s who did the opposite, he retired early and moved down to the beach, she stayed in her highrise condo for 3 more years working downtown. They said the same thing, and they’re SO happy now that she’s retired and they’re “back together again.”

Many people are able to have more than one emotion at the same time.

Jim Carrey was robbed of an Oscar nomination!

How do you feel about I <3 Huckabees?

ESOAPM... i think your acronym got away from you there.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I’m disappointed in this car. I won’t go so far as some to say it looks just like the Honda Accord Coupe, but I will go so far as to say it looks too much like the Honda Accord Coupe to cost $130k. The Accord is a beautiful car. I want the biggest Benz to knock me on my ass. It…

Oh man, why didn’t I know then what I know now... why!?

is that the best you can do? you troll like a fat teenage girl.

Are th-those th-the wheels of a... Countach?