Are you Jennifer Lawrence? Are you ever going to stop tripping on your own feet? Please don’t.

I’m a big dude, my husband’s a big dude, our bengal cat is a big dude, and our siberian husky is also a big dude. Our King bed is a survival necessity, not a luxury. Most nights we look like the word “Hi” if the verticals were me, hubs and my leg sticking out. The horizontal is the dog and the dot of the i is the cat.

I have friends in their 60s who did the opposite, he retired early and moved down to the beach, she stayed in her highrise condo for 3 more years working downtown. They said the same thing, and they’re SO happy now that she’s retired and they’re “back together again.”

Many people are able to have more than one emotion at the same time.

Jim Carrey was robbed of an Oscar nomination!

How do you feel about I <3 Huckabees?

ESOAPM... i think your acronym got away from you there.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I’m disappointed in this car. I won’t go so far as some to say it looks just like the Honda Accord Coupe, but I will go so far as to say it looks too much like the Honda Accord Coupe to cost $130k. The Accord is a beautiful car. I want the biggest Benz to knock me on my ass. It…

Oh man, why didn’t I know then what I know now... why!?

is that the best you can do? you troll like a fat teenage girl.

Are th-those th-the wheels of a... Countach?

In my exp. it usually is for biggish items like vacuum cleaners and toaster ovens. I use ShopSavvy a lot at BB&B and 9/10 times I can find the exact same thing I’m looking at for say $129.99 on Amazon for $89.99. I live in Seattle, too, so I can do Prime Now and still get it the same day. BB&B is fucked.

I would gleefully push my mom down a flight of stairs for a car payment under $195.00.

reminded me of that scene in the ice cream parlor in Girl, Interrupted.

Oh, no. I feel you both. In my little world, the only upside to another Republican president would be pissing off Ani DiFranco back to writing about politics and not her dumb fuckin’ kids anymore.

Isn’t Clementine Ford Cybill Shepherd’s daughter?

anyone else buying these for their bong? no, just me? fine.

anyone else buying these for their bong? no, just me? fine.

I still find myself getting choked up listening to her music sometimes, and there are a few of her songs on literally ALL of my playlists. I hear her voice daily and it still makes me feel things nothing else. I miss her. I feel like a cheeseball for saying that, but I really, really do.

fuck me. I was depressed before I read your breakdown of the situation. now i’m going to go climb in the oven.

Came here hunting for this thread. Knew I’d find it. My usual type of dude is big, hunky and hairy. But for some reason JHutch’s twinky swagger always gets me breathing heavy.