Are you Jennifer Lawrence? Are you ever going to stop tripping on your own feet? Please don’t.

I’m a big dude, my husband’s a big dude, our bengal cat is a big dude, and our siberian husky is also a big dude. Our King bed is a survival necessity, not a luxury. Most nights we look like the word “Hi” if the verticals were me, hubs and my leg sticking out. The horizontal is the dog and the dot of the i is the cat.

I have friends in their 60s who did the opposite, he retired early and moved down to the beach, she stayed in her highrise condo for 3 more years working downtown. They said the same thing, and they’re SO happy now that she’s retired and they’re “back together again.”

Many people are able to have more than one emotion at the same time.

REI is headquartered in Seattle. When you live in a place this blue, it’s easy to forget Alabama even exists.

Jim Carrey was robbed of an Oscar nomination!

How do you feel about I <3 Huckabees?

ESOAPM... i think your acronym got away from you there.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I’m disappointed in this car. I won’t go so far as some to say it looks just like the Honda Accord Coupe, but I will go so far as to say it looks too much like the Honda Accord Coupe to cost $130k. The Accord is a beautiful car. I want the biggest Benz to knock me on my ass. It…

Oh man, why didn’t I know then what I know now... why!?

is that the best you can do? you troll like a fat teenage girl.

admitting it is the first step.

well that’s just... special.

my mom uses the shit out of Siri. I barely touch it because my fingers are faster in most cases.

Old? My husband is 26, and otherwise a serious technophile... and he goes to Google for everything. Online banking? Google “Simple Bank”. Need to pay your car payment? Google “Toyota Motor Credit.” The other day he went to Google and googled “Apple.com” with the .com and I almost filed for divorce.

i just cat gagged. thanks for that.

I work for a cruise line. You would be shocked at the way ships are built now, although ours are older and smaller and built more traditionally in the 80s and 90s, today cabins especially are selected from a catalogue and customized with soft goods. The architect’s job is less about open-ended design and more about…

Are th-those th-the wheels of a... Countach?

that’s a Tonkinese, right?

In my exp. it usually is for biggish items like vacuum cleaners and toaster ovens. I use ShopSavvy a lot at BB&B and 9/10 times I can find the exact same thing I’m looking at for say $129.99 on Amazon for $89.99. I live in Seattle, too, so I can do Prime Now and still get it the same day. BB&B is fucked.