I would gleefully push my mom down a flight of stairs for a car payment under $195.00.

reminded me of that scene in the ice cream parlor in Girl, Interrupted.

Oh, no. I feel you both. In my little world, the only upside to another Republican president would be pissing off Ani DiFranco back to writing about politics and not her dumb fuckin’ kids anymore.

Cruz seems smarter and smarter, you say? You might want to see a neurologist.

i thought they’d finally killed it!

Oh, you’re one of those. Yeah, I got shit to do. Have a nice evening!

I mean, when someone is running for the office of President I kind of think stark examples of ineptitude should weigh in, somewhat. Don’t you remember the Bush years?

Well, Wes is the kind of guy straight guys get crushes on. His buddies’ wives are probably jealous of him in really confusing ways.

Fuckin’ Wes. I love you, man.

Isn’t Clementine Ford Cybill Shepherd’s daughter?

anyone else buying these for their bong? no, just me? fine.

anyone else buying these for their bong? no, just me? fine.

you mean since the invention of the egg.

I still find myself getting choked up listening to her music sometimes, and there are a few of her songs on literally ALL of my playlists. I hear her voice daily and it still makes me feel things nothing else. I miss her. I feel like a cheeseball for saying that, but I really, really do.

This is also true of the Eiffel Tower, or more specifically the light show that used to occur nightly.

Winemaking is still such an art form, despite all the machines and factory hardware that have been invented over time. The best tool for the soil, the grapes, the product is still the vintner’s nose. I live on the west coast and travel in the med often for work— plus I’m a wino so I see a lot of vineyards. Every time…

bro. do u even Wes?

fuck me. I was depressed before I read your breakdown of the situation. now i’m going to go climb in the oven.

Trust it’s for the better. If my dude didn’t say no from time to time we’d be living in a sack, soup cans for shoes, selling our plasma to share Fancy Feast with the cat.

I just got an Apple Watch a few days ago, and I had to (husband’s rules) choose between it and an XBOX One so I can play Fallout 4 in a few days. I figured I could get the watch now and wait awhile for the XBOX, but if I download this there’s no telling what I might do...

Came here hunting for this thread. Knew I’d find it. My usual type of dude is big, hunky and hairy. But for some reason JHutch’s twinky swagger always gets me breathing heavy.