Oh please he wishes. That is no semi-. Something about all these eggplant pics recently tells me that straight men have discovered the cock ring. It’s like false barely-true advertising.

i laughed so hard i scared my dog and he farted.

i... but... there’s a fucking button!

so you’re the one that raised all my coworkers. thanks, and fuck you.

Even in the low six figures, it’s housing that kills you. Here in Seattle a 600 sqft 1-b across from Amazon goes for $2890. Like, fuck you for that amount of rent on $100,000 a year, and when did that become not enough money to survive? Am I just becoming an old?

That’s an ugly fuckin’ house.

Like RuPaul and LogoTV.

Yeah, I gotta say, this is pretty fucked.

I think you and I are firmly on the same side of this argument. *fist bump*

Only in a conversation about NYC would two doctors be discussing their money woes.

That’s funny to hear. My clients never stop complaining about the Divi Little Bay. We had to start using the Westin despite their ridiculous 5-night minimum. I like the Divi, too, but it gets a bad rep.

Wait, we’re still talking about Justin’s dick, right? This is all a deeply-disguised reference to his only value being in those several (impressive) inches of dangle? Because otherwise, I can’t even.

It is triple in WA state. I inherited a case like this when I took over a division of a just-purchased company. Cost me a cool quarter million to settle and another $50k in fees to attorneys. Ouch.

YES. If for the life philosophy alone! “Don’t dream it, be it!”

When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man’s body and has a little operation, he she is a transsexual transgender. When a gay man has WAY too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on…

Let’s be honest— if RuPaul takes his foot off the gas, several junior executives at Logo go homeless. Bitch can’t take a break til promoting the last season of Drag Race is done.

You’re an idiot and not worth my time. Also, you do not know how to use the word xenophobic properly. You should learn how, it’s a great word when used correctly.

i’m so stealing that, #yoshirting it and wearing it next year. YESSSS

Literally the only time I’ve ever heard someone (correctly) refer to Columbus as an Italian shitheel and not a Spanish one. Thank you!

In the Pacific Northwest, both because of our political leanings and our massive indigenous population, nearly every major city has officially recognized the same day as “Indigenous Peoples’ Day.” I’m genuinely confused for about 30 seconds every time Columbus Day rolls around and I hear about it.