Oh, bullshit. There isn’t a stoner alive that doesn’t immediately recognize the smell of his own ganj.

OH MY GOSH YOU’RE KIDDING.

Growing up my mom always used to tell me the reason she criticized me was because, “If you notice someone walking down the street with a bird on their head but they don’t seem to know it, isn’t the only decent thing to do to say, ‘Hello and sorry, but are you aware you have a bird on your head?’”

I’ve been lucky enough to avoid her existence until now. Jesus Christ. She’s like the Ann Coulter of tech blogging.

I’m mildly allergic to fresh strawberries too. My lips swell up and my tongue gets tingly. I eat them anyway because I love them so very much. When summertime comes, my husband can always tell when I’ve been eating strawberries because he says I “kiss funny,” which is probably because I can’t feel my lips.

Can I ask a question? because I’m feeling a bit like an ignorant slut, here, Jane.

Ah, yes, young one. I remember painting a dot of nail polish on my NES controller and my Game Boy so my tampon of a sister wouldn’t use it, that was probably 1988?

You were 15 when GTA4 came out? Jesus I’m getting old...

Either that or adult humans could be expected to plan around their digestive business. But sure, it was his fault she shit on the carpet in his store.

This one soaks into my skin so well and smells really great. It’s a weird thing that I think people only know if they’ve been to Tahiti because it’s one of those discount souvenir items everyone brings back. But it’s actually really great! I work for a cruiseline that sails Tahiti year round, so I always have people…

Seriously this particular brand is amazing though. Amazing. :)

Oh, fuck you, you childish twit.

Fuck this post, but totally buy Monoi coconut oil. That is all.

Out of curiosity, where do you live? In big cities a huge amount of parking enforcement is totally fraudulent because they count on the fact that you won’t fight it. I’ve experienced these kinds of things in LA, SFO and now Seattle. And most of the time they’re right, you won’t fight it. I got an expired tabs ticket…

Charged and convicted are two very different phases of adjudication. Don’t get your hopes up yet. I wish. God I wish.

This comment makes me want to snog you like there’s no tomorrow. All roads lead back to the Purple One.

Simultaneously, I'm terrified of my future life as the parent of teens. How will I not kill them?

you had a really nice opportunity to deliver a fantastic Mariah Carey joke and you just squandered it.

Yeah, but the word twat doesn't exactly have the same meaning in British English, does it. If stupid people can claim that literally means figuratively now, I think we can claim that twat no longer means vagina.

Seriously homie, don't bother with that fuckbag. Misanthrope doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. Check his comment history before you head down the troll hole.