See but the cheese and sour cream are completely unmissable if you pay the 1.95 for guac, which is full of healthy fats you simply can't get in most other foods. It nets out like 500 less calories that way and you can't even taste the difference. Plus, no explosive diarrhea after.

Is this a "Congratulations on taking this big step and demanding more for yourself," moved out or a, "Girl, fuck that trifling fool and his friends," kinda moved out?

I was thinking the same thing. The line of demarcation between "colored people," and "people of color," is so very narrow. I would not have been offended by this as a "person of color," whatever color that means I'm supposed to be.

I salute you! I'm a wimp when it comes to call centers— I've only worked for luxury tour operators, so it's not like mortgage or (god forbid) timeshares. And now that I'm the boss things are pretty cushy, all things being equal. But fuck me if those early years weren't a test of my endurance.

It's from the Cherry Street Coffee House in Seattle. I don't know their recipe (or even if it's original to them) but it's so amazing.

Uh, I'm pretty sure "To be fair..." is the new "I'm pretty sure..."

beep beep zip-bang!

California and Washington (probably others, but that's the only 2 I've managed employees in,) require 6-8 hours between shifts depending on the type of work. Blue-collar jobs tend to get the 6 hours believe it or not, whereas my call-center employees get a minimum of 8 between shifts. Actually, we're not open enough…

"This salmon is just covered in gluten!"

I love this, and so empathize with the sentiment. My BFF and I have worked together at 3 different companies now. Whenever we see someone behaving like a right hack, we look at one another and say, "And yet we still have to go to work every day at [ACME Anvils]."

He looked at the menu for another minute and then said he'd have the chicken. I looked him in the eye and said, "It's not a wild chicken."

My guess? Because Miami.

"Shelley Winters is Monique's mother. Angela Lansbury is Monique's mother. Sean Connery is Monique's mother. No wait, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He's 300 years old, but he's still a stud!"

Yes! He's a ringer for sure. But, Jason Schwartzman has more chest hair.

Aw, I love you guys.

Well, Bill Cosby is not facing prosecution and neither is Stephen Collins. As anyone who watches SVU will tell you; the statute of limitations on Collins had expired because his victims were over 22 years old.

VERY clearly seen in the fact that the reporter who approached her with the original question, a white man, somehow thought that during a luncheon celebrating the MLK movie Selma would be an appropriate time to pose a question to her about a black male rapist that in no way departs from the same racist archetype of…

Jill Scott, too. It almost killed me.

have we figured out his name yet? I know, I am the lazy. But if it's around it should be in the comments of this article too, right? :)

I love tattoos. I especially love hot men with sleeves. But Jesus H these are bad tattoos.