Yes! I have 2 of those and a handful that break the skin like normal hairs. And mine just started about a year ago— I'm 29. I wonder why?

I'm also Latino, so knowing the difference between my own thick black beard hair, which hurts like a motherfucker when you pull it with tweezers, and one of these mutants can be tricky. I don't know if your man is the same way, but for me the weird ones slide right out so you KNOW if you got a regular hair by…

My best friend tells everyone she's growing her hair out to donate to Locks of Love. She may be donating it... but I know the real reason is for the topless snapchats she'll be able to send her husband before.

I have this weird thing called pili multigemini in about a half-dozen of the pores on my neck. Some grow in black like the rest of my beard, some are totally clear, but all of them are insanely thick. Basically, instead of one hair growing out of the pore, this thick stalk of a dozen hairs or so grows out together. …

I always was particularly comforted by what my mom's pilot friend told me: "Remember, whatever we fly into, I'm flying into it first."

for $70m I don't want anyone's $5700 toilet, I want a toilet specially formed to my own sweet cheeks. I want everything to be MINE. I feel like buying an empty house and having an interior designer spend a half hour with you getting to know you and then making the rest of the decisions on their own would still be…

Custom fit furniture is one thing, but the rest seems a little weird.

I'm only 30, but I'm a corporate exec for a living too and I understand not wanting to be the boss or make decisions when the day ends. Though I'm not usually an average 30 something, Notch isn't either— and my point is the absence of a decision rarely becomes this ostentatious a decision. This isn't, "I don't want to…

A guy who doesn't care what he lives in doesn't spend $70 million on Barbie's Dream House. He could have had that view in a dozen other similar properties. You make the largest transaction in Beverly Hills history to make a statement, and all I'm saying is I think it's sad that statement seems to be, "I'll have what…

I would put forth that the kind of person who outbids Beyoncé for the most expensive home ever sold in Beverly Hills is not exactly making practical choices with the sake of ease in mind. Warren Buffet drives a late model Town Car and lives in a modest house in Omaha. That's a guy who's too busy being brilliant to…

I can— I have heard this dude is a pretty stand-up guy (so far,) but I am disgusted by someone spending $70m on a furnished home. Like, are you lacking so much creativity that even given the budget of the most expensive home in Beverly Hills, you can't come up with anything better than eating someone else's candy on…

And, let's be honest, most of the world is still laughing at us for the fact that "gun massacre" is now a leading COD and our impotent government does nothing to stop it. So, I see the mocking of global political opponents as a clear give-and-take.

I have to say, I've been in genuine shock reading all these comments about the Snazzfactor of the Nazis. I can't say I disagree, but I also can't say I've ever given it a lick of thought before.

Sounds much like the conversation I had with my cat trying to unfuck your logic. I still love you for it.

I have many qualities, too. Math is also not one of mine. I'm here for you, sister.

Somehow, while I sit here riddled with anxiety about the holidays and the inevitable shitshow it will be, your comment was like slipping into a warm bath. It's good to know even the professionals scream-cry while trying to do these stupid things we have all been convinced by Pinterest we want to do. We don't. Cake…

"literally comes just about a week..." makes my eyes bleed.

I have the T5 AWD (gas mileage was too important to me, and I live in Seattle— going above 30mph almost never happens for me,) but I had the same feeling about comfort and convenience vs. Ze Germans. I've had BMW and Mercs since I started driving, but this is my first Swede and I'm hooked!

Nice pick! I'm about 18 months into a lease on a 2013 S60 T5AWD and my local dealer, Barrier Motors in Bellevue, WA, sends me an ad for the V60 at least once a week just to make me salivate.

So, you're actually saying, "I liked this cool thing before all the hipsters did."