Lol. Google noodlesandbeef. And happy spanking.

Fitz can go die in a fire. And I'm living for Mellie this season. So good. So so good. How to Get Away with Murder didn't hold my interest as well but I was stoned and I had a 60 hour week so... I'mma try again when and if my power ever goes back on! I live in Seattle and we are dark.

that was autocorrect. but thank you for your comment. you obviously have a very full life.

Google "noodlesandbeef"

also, btw, the dude in the header image is a tumblr porn star. just, you know, for what that's worth.

My bestie lost 20 lbs in preparation for her wedding, and everyone thought she was doing it for the dress. It was because she moved into an apartment on the light rail line, that was the only lifestyle change she made. That's it.

hey, know what? fuck you! your prejudice is set just slightly askew by the discovery that we're both men. I just don't like to fuck with spiders. now take your little self on along home.

thank you for saying that! There's spiders near my mailbox so my husband gets the mail. I just had him go fetch the ballots!

The moment Wendy's makes the mistake of posing a black model with a salad that has strips of fried chicken on it, you can be sure you'll hear about it on Jezebel! That's why I love this site. That's why I hate this site.

My husband and I sort of got "accidentally" married when our Domestic Partnership converted. I wear a $50 ring I bought myself on the internet, and he wears an old ring of mine that he liked. We're lucky to have good jobs, so 2 months' salary for us could like, buy a cheap new car, and we just don't see that as…

I read on CNN that the gun was traced to the shooter's father. But nowadays quoting CNN is like citing Wikipedia, so I'll leave that question up in the air a few days before I accept the answer.

can you site both your sources? I'm not challenging you, just reading things I hadn't read before and would be interested in seeing those articles. Thanks :)

I was thinking the area they're talking about is ruralish and has access to some of the most beautiful forest on the planet, it could have been for hunting or something. But that to me sort of suggests a rifle and I don't know how you'd conceal it. So yes, basically, I share your question.

My heart sank when I read the boy was a Tulalip. Native relations are stretched to a breaking point in the Northwest just like the rest of the country. Don't let our blue politics fool you, harmony is a long way down the road. It happens in every community, I guess. But my immediate worry was that this would be…

Hey, they say the key to communication is brevity. I feel like you nailed what we're all thinking.

they operated Etu Moana. Man, they have some amazing stories! Living on an island with 1500 people must be like living in s reality show.

Very much so. It was filmed in San Fernando, CA— where 30 years ago my dad was the lieutenant of police and my mom was the bar maid at the local watering hole. It's a two square mile city surrounded on all four sides by the city of L.A. like Vatican city is in Rome. So when I say it takes me home, I mean very…

There are only two resorts on Aitutaki. If you were there last year, odds are one in two you stayed with my friends. They were running one of the two places, a beefy bald guy and a thin blonde with loooooong hair and a huge smile.

Definitely not a spoiler. I live in Seattle. More like a safe assumption.

At our school it was Spam, short, presumably, for Spamantha. She was a sort-of punk with 12" liberty spike mohawk she drove to school with poking out the sunroof of her blue Prelude every day, rain or shine, smoking a joint and listening to Social Distortion. She was my hero.