I just told my wife that Denver was about to pawn Sanchise on us. Fuck me with a viking axe

Or Sanchez.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

The Carnivale was the superior machine, but a bit overpriced.

According to Trump, the America that white people are supposed to have is broken and stumbling and in need of repair. Kaepernick is black, and has achieved some success, so he needs to zip it and get in line.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

True shoppers know that Magnetbox is the best choice.

Next to the Sorny, Panatonic, and Sam Song ones, right?

Bosa is the name of those off-brand speakers I get at the big electronics grey market in Nuevo Laredo

Chargers’ Inactives:

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”

I don’t trust the Chargers are competent enough to do that on purpose.

Man, I really, really don’t want the Chargers moving to LA. Bad enough I’m going to have to deal with blacked out games because of the Rams. I don’t want to have to deal with the suck-ass Chargers.

I’m a lifelong Chargers fan. That they would fuck this up is completely unsurprising. They are fucking dipshits who deserve their reputation as a bunch of unprofessional clowns.

HOT TAKE ALERT:

This is all part of a plan to submarine the upcoming vote in November on a new stadium in San Diego. They’re trying (and succeeding) at making everyone in the city hate them even more so there’s less resistance when they abandon us next year.

I don’t know the exact rules, but I remember reading that he can’t be traded any more, at least until they sign him. There’s some deadline in August for trading the rights of un-signed draftees.

Eli Manning won two Super Bowls. Eli Manning was right. This kid, like Eli Manning, doesn’t want to go to an organization that doesn’t pay players what they earned. He has proven that he was the second most desirable player coming into the league this year and wants what is owed to him (either offset language, or his…

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.