Beer is the gateway drug.

As wars go, the Golf War is really below par.

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Great idea, Tom. Vote for the guy who would bring the golf war to Washington.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

That is fucking disgusting and should be outlawed. Playing on a dirt field in fucking 2015? Jesus.

He’s just doing what Roger Goodell asked him to do.

I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.

Right there was no rhythm to it. She was just stringing together a bunch of shitty bits that didn’t go together. No anecdotes, nothing to make it personal.

First, as a Canadian, I want to apologize on my country’s behalf for the terrible things she said. I am very, very sorry.

She had a video where she slut shamed women for being “Instagram Models”. When did being a raging asshole desperate for attention become a replacement for talent in comedy?

How edgy to make fun of people everyone already makes fun of. Kudos, brave comedian! So smart, such a uniting force! Bravo!

In conclusion, it’s an automatic suspension if a player touches an ump, but umpires can become bouncers? Ridiculous.