I go with what has the best features...

“never actually watches TV”

You freaked me out for a second.

Next time hardcode that shit Funi

How big do their real life conterpart’s egos grow when they see people create storybook hero/villains of themselves when all they really to is dribble a ball and put it in a hole?

Where would we be without generic car photos?

Is it just me... or did this article just get bumped back up? JEEZ

You can’t fuck something that has balls for legs.

The shape of that dog’s face thou...

Looks like it would have been fun.

But does it work with oculous?

Since when were you able to walk forward with a vr helmet?

Goddammit kotaku, stop rearranging the order of articles. I keep thinking I left off here... and then I peak further and there’s new stuff.

Note to self.... marry an Asian.

It’s inspired by Mickey Mouse

Gym rats tend to be the ones saying that stuff, but that’s because they’re ex-frat boy generic looking meatheads with an inflated sense of ego.

Well, as long as Zelda’s still a guy, I have no problem with this.

Well good

Was hoping it was 3d, but looks fun. So... no female character?

That’s being pretty quick to discard, when there are other sources around.