I heard that the original voice is back, so we’ve already got bad VAing here.

China Illinois?

Oh my god that sounds terrible as hell. No seriously... ugh. The episode was ok I guess... but jeeze... That song is not catchy at all. At least put in the battle of gods version of chala head chala in...

...Who are you and what are you doing on Kotaku?

So what does he do when the protestors start looting?

I’m probably the only one here that thinks making a game out of drinking is stupid.

The heck you talking about? The game is great. I just wish I could have driven a batwing or something.... even though you’re fast enough in the air.

I would love to play that

I know it’s just a game, but how has he not been fatally shot after all these games? It boogles the mind.

Unfortunately they are making a movie. Hollywood already made 1,000s of “some guy with a gun” movies.

lol

This is one of those games where I’ll have to watch someone else play before I play it...

Nope, can’t do with a male one. Drake stop cross-dressing.

I can see the future... sex robots will be 3d printed, kind of like in futurama when they come out of that capsual.

I hate flys too... None of those reasons are why I hate her though. It’s because she goes through husbands like paper, and it was only until human-lich came in to their family that they both didn’t get divorced.

If they had patched that game maybe it wouldn’t have been know as a terrible one.

But it seems unlikely given that a director was just announced and he didn’t even know it.

H’wat in the hell is this?

I’ve never freaked out in haunted house mazes... you know the guy/girl running towards you with a knife isn’t really going to hurt you. And even if they could do something small to you, you know you can’t strike back. So... make it a robot with an organic outer layer that’s made of something that can’t break, and can…