derphapley
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derphapley

Is clear that he's distracted by the girl who is speaking to him, but I just have to ask: her?

Lester/Hendricks/Darvish? No way. Slightly above average, at best. 2016 was a long time ago.

Man, that Winston Rose Bowl GIF... I always forget about the ref falling down, and then it happens and I’m like, “Oh shit! I forgot about that! That’s funny.”

He needs to count to 3?

You: Actually...

It does create a lot of cognitive dissonance, as any Cubs fan who is a liberal (like myself) can tell you.

The problem is that the showrunners clearly knew he was a lousy character (they sidelined him for a full season) while ALSO eventually knowing he was going to be the ruler of Westeros. Once they knew he was going to be the ruler, why not attempt to make him more interesting?

Seriously.

2-1 on Dany and 50-1 on Drogon? They seem like a package deal.

But the Lannisters sit on the throne, so...

At an even higher level, there just needed to be SOME sort of trigger for Dany to commit mass slaughter. There just wasn’t any. It was fun as hell, but it was very stupid.

The head of the Golden Company is named “Harry Strickland.” Because I guess GRRM got tired of thinking of names?

There was a 60 Minutes story on Rodgers a few years back (I think during that 15-1 season) that included him getting mad a fan for the fan saying that Rodgers did not look as tall in real life as he looked on TV. It also mentioned that he still keeps all the rejection letters D1 college coaches sent him when he was in

<muppet voice>
meh-lonk-o-lee
(It’s melancholy)
meh-lonk-o-lee
(Doo doo doo doo)
meh-lonk-o-lee
(Its’ melancholy
dah doo doo dah doo doo dah doo doo dah doo doo doo doo doo)
<end muppet voice>

He praised Eric Young Sr.’s baseball skill.

A whole league of Juan Pierres!

A great example of self-correction in sports. As a baseball fan, I look forward to the stolen base coming back into fashion over the next decade.

The Colin storyline takes a very wrong turn once he gets to America (especially because he’s in a bar in Wisconsin yet there are Budweiser signs all over the wall, wtf is that?), but I will never not laugh when he says, “Look out America, here comes Colin Frissel... AND HE’S GOT A BIG KNOB.”

And he won an MVP! Put him in! Or don’t! Who cares!