If you are plopped into the middle of the ocean you’ll tread water for a little while and then die. Spoiler alert: If you are plopped into the middle of Nebraska, you will do no different.

This is a major major major major comment.

Can't believe a company with a P/E of 300 might have been overpriced. 

*morans

As good as any, I suppose. Would not have change the truth behind my point.

Cardinals fans are OBVIOUSLY the Packers fans of baseball in that they think everything about their team is super special and are also pretty racist.

Sure, the GM can say “this guy is playing poorly and needs to play better.” Fowler would surely agree with him. But publicly saying, “This guy is not trying” accomplishes nothing.

#FRAAAAAAAARG

Folkin’ A right!

“Schwing”

Everything has consequences (unless you’re Brock Turner, I guess).

Maybe Colangelo’s collars are normal and he just has a very tiny head.

You’re both right!

But... Kicking and Screaming.

I love this whole album. I think the best track is “An Ear For Baby.” It rips like few other songs ever have. And it has perhaps my favorite line ever written: “Pull out your best suit. You know, the one they’re gonna bury you in.”

No, I don’t. I just thought Haugh’s column was idiotic because it was not about whether Yu had the flu. It was about how Chicago fans will question his toughness, which is dumb on several levels.

Hard to determine the shittier Chicago sports take this week. This, or David Haugh’s “Yu Darvish is a pussy because he got the flu” column.

Does he have to be 100% sympathetic for the show to work? I mean, Walter White started out as 100% sympathetic and ended at, say, 10%? That show worked. This one will, as well, I think.

No! It was in Chicago, right? Chicago bands love train tracks.

Counterpoint: Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist with a gray dick.