The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

The triangle is great when teams have to play man-to-man defense.

Remember when all them olds were like, “How can a guy who led the NL in homers be so cheap!?” This is how.

Well, it’s just my experience, which won’t hold for everybody, but here’s the difference for me:

We just moved to the suburbs with our kids. You can raise kids in Chicago, of course, but it’s a huge pain in the ass.

She understands that you need enough money to live. She just doesn’t care if you die.

I think it goes like this (from least to most likely to be racist):

You realize you own nothing but a piece of paper, right?

As a Bears season ticket holder, I can assure you there ain’t no markups going on of late.

+1 humorous observation

So the Bears should have known he’d get concussed? I mean, Floyd played really well last year. Also, if you redid the 2016 draft today, both Whitehair and Howard would be first round picks. Hard to slam Pace for last year’s draft.

Is your point that if the Cavs played more like the Warriors they would beat the Warriors?

No.

Dammit! Good to know though...

Meanwhile Kitty Genovese is getting murdered in the street.

This seems totally insane to me, yet I can’t really think of a reason he wouldn’t be able to win. He’d obviously dust Trump in any debate, and he presumably doesn’t come with the massive baggage that Clinton had. Hmmmmm...

I was going to mention Gillibrand, but I don’t know much about her other than she has voted “no” on every single Trump nominee.

I feel like it was a joke. I laughed. Obviously Harvard is not “best known” for that, but still, the fact remains - Kissinger and the Unabomber both went to Harvard.

There are <insert literally any descriptor of a person> who like to kill people.

I mean, still. The Cubs will finish the year with a better record than the Brewers unless there is a rash of injuries on the Cubs.