Are you familiar with the concept of WAR in baseball? It’s the same thing. Some positions matter more than others or have rarer skillsets. If a catcher and a LF put up the exact same offensive numbers, the catcher is more valuable because offense is harder to find at that position. Or to put it another way, the…

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Roskam is such a chickenshit. I live in his district, which went for Hillary 51-44 or something like that. The asshole will not respond to his constituents in any meaningful way. The seat has been Republican for at least 40 years. I’m hoping we can change that in 2018.

He is past his elite QB days in the same way that I am past mine.

Whatever issues the NL has, they are at least balanced out by the White Sox’ (Soxs’? Soxes’? Soxeses’s?) continued existence.

This is good.

First, awesome typo.

Yes you do.

I have the same surname as a certain current white supremacist White House Chief Strategist. Is my life about to get worse?

How long will Donald Trump be President? Feel free to answer this question in days, weeks, months, years or terms.

I have found that in the last two weeks my patience for rich dudes with no filter has gone to zero.

I think that’s his last name? Maybe I made it up. Would be sadder if I knew it.

So... my last name is also “Bannon.”

I saw Nick Viall walking down the street in Chicago about 3 years ago. Here are the stages of being a dude and recognizing somebody from The Bachelor(ette) on the street:

I cannot take credit.

Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you

That happened to me too! Stupid Kinja...

He really can HUAC the dick off the ball!

What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

I posted this in another thread: Mussina is 58th in all-time WAR according to Baseball Reference. Right between Griffey Jr and Nolan Ryan.