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Didn't Katherine call him "rapeface" in the pilot? Everybody thinks he's a rapist.

To be fair, Sansa doesn't really do anything in the books once she leaves King's Landing. If anything they've really beefed up her storyline compared to the books.

If you finish writing a fantasy series, it's not long enough.

Bronn was in there. Right next to Jamie on horseback behind the Lannister archers.

See, that's why I don't read spoilers. I prefer to be disappointed in real time.

Wasn't that her standing at the gate at The Wall with Bran?

Shame on NBC, I guess?

The best guitar solos are the ones you find yourself humming after you hear them, in my opinion. So yeah, stuff like "Mother" is really great. That one gets bonus points for coming out of nowhere.

These are some very solid choices. I think May's guitar tone on "We Will Rock You" is the greatest guitar tone ever recorded. There's an incredible vocal/harmonic quality, but nonetheless it absolutely rips. And the playing is stellar, but of course it is - it's Brian May!

Does this article count as pop culture? Because barf.

I jerked off all over my stomach, if you know what I mean.

More representation of what or whom? Why does fictional art have any responsibility to represent anything?

Seriously. Girls was fucking funny. Who gives a shit about anything else when you're talking about a fucking sitcom?

Forget it, Faye. It's La La Land.

Somebody should tell Faye Dunaway that nobody gives a shit about this anyway. She'd probably feel better then.

I'm not going to argue with your definition of incompetence, but I also don't agree that she consistently made bad decisions. She definitely made some, and I'd agree that she was not publicly contrite about them, but I still think there was plenty of evidence that she would have been an acceptable president, but

NO I'M PRETTY SURE I DO AND PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T ALL CAPS BITCH EAT IT

I don't think you know what "competence" means.

This is the Karl Rove playbook. You take your opponent's greatest perceived strength or most appealing attribute, and you go after it. Hit 'em where they live. Wtih Kerry, they went after his exemplary war record and made HIM seem like the lying pussy when Bush was a fucking draft dodger (which is fine, just cop to it

I like Hillary Clinton, but hey, I've always been a sucker for competence.