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Too many vaginas.

Albert Burneko (who wrote the Juicero article) is particularly good. He's basically a bearded dude who lives in the woods and yells about stuff. Literally.

I'm going to say "holocaust center" in my next meeting and see if I get fired or not. My job has nothing to do with not being publicly embarrassing.

Yes, this was always great. Bozo would pick up the ball, look at it, and make some joke about it being a square ball. Then he'd let the kid try again.

This year can go ahead and cut it the fuck out already.

I like "Pierce The Morning Rain" off of IBet On Sky. Killer solos and riffs. Also nice lyrics

I thought it was a weird look too. But probably just bad acting.

I don't really think we're meant to buy it. Ned never says anything bad about the guy or remembers him as anything evil. When you consider that Ned can't even handle being in the same room as Jaime because he killed the mad king, it makes no sense if Ned thought Rhaegar raped Lyanna.

Which could have been the inaudible whisper that Lyanna told Ned. "He's the trueborn son of Rhaegar…"

Go home George. You're drunk.

Best part of the episode was the Queen of Thorns telling the sand snakes to shut their stupid whore mouths.

The field seems like a layup.

This is a very Manhattan comment. Nice work.

Howland shows up and stabs Ramsay through the neck just as he's about to kill Jon. Symmetry!

I don't think Ramsay gets it this episode (although fucking seriously, enough with these dimestore dictators when you've got an undead army coming any day now).

If it wound up that Tyrion is a Targaryen, it obviously would have been something that Martin planned from the beginning, so it's definitively not fan service if it plays out.

Yes. I mean, I like the theory, but I admit that it's unlikely to be proven correct in any way.

I don't think Jaime will kill Cersei because of Lancel. He'll do it to "save" KL from her craziness. It won't work, but that's what he'll try. Jaime really needs some kind of character arc, and quick. He's basically just slightly less of a dick now than he was in Season 1.

No reason to have Beric involved at all if that's the case. It's not happening.

I like the theory that Tyrion is a Targaryen.