Well, he's only told us the color of a few of their nipples, so he can't like them all equally.

I agree that this will happen. I don't think Jaime will die when he kills Cersei. I think he goes North to help at some point. Maybe he'll die saving Bran's life! But since this is Game of Thrones he'll probably just get dysentery and die offscreen.

Aside from the fact that her body would be completely decomposed by now. It's been like three years since the red wedding.

But she already sent Brienne to Riverrun. No reason to send a letter, as well.

With all new characters, all of whom will be named "Sand."

Right! They use a different actor for young Ned but not for young Jaime, even though the Tower of Joy and Mad King Murder happened at basically the same time. And Jaime was supposed to be 17 or something. Lameballz.

Speaking of which! Why do they feel the need to use a younger actor for Ned at the Tower of Joy, but not for Jaime killing King Aerys? They happened at the same damn time, and Jaime was like 17 or something.

Lady Stoneheart would be the third resurrected (or nearly resurrected) Stark this season. I feel like that's a bit much for non-book readers to take. At some point it's just like "what the fuck, man? Does anybody stay dead?"

No, she sent Brienne. Sansa is recruiting northern houses.

What does "where is the internet?" even mean? You know you're ON the internet, right Texas?

If you just start in North Dakota and head south…. damn, that shit is bleak.

California and Utah: just as you would expect.

That Avett Brothers cover looks a lot like the cover of The Clash's Give 'Em Enough Rope.

I think this is not necessarily correct. I believe the warger's eyes stay white, but the wargee's eyes just flash white and then go back to normal (so the warger can see through them). I think that's how it works (but can't quite recall).

Detroit? I thought he said "Daytona," which I found perfect.

I briefly thought that I saw ""Blank Space" - The xx." Then I felt dumb. Then I realized I really want to hear The xx cover "Blank Space."

Yeah. I couldn't remember if he had died or what. I guess they just forgot he existed for an episode. Cool, cool.

Oberyn Martell would basically be unstoppable in a zombie apocalypse.

They got two of them upstairs after killing them. Just take them upstairs and chuck them out a window. Or whatever. Almost anything is a better plan than, "Let's slather the squirrely kid and the baby in zombie guts and hope neither of them freaks out."

Right. It's brain stabbery.