this could only be made better if they now hire hawk harrelson to be the interim manager. 

its about states i think 

parts of illinois also in the rust belt but good list mostly imo

peeing -> in the shower -> while brushing your teeth...

who on the staff beats the big wet boy in a round of golf?

I’ll be honest with you - I currently play 36 holes a month (usually nine at a time) and carry a 16.2 index. I would play this big wet boy, straight up, from any tee he likes for every single dime in my 401k any day of the week on any course, site unseen and I would beat his sorry ass.

Are we sure Virtue’s son wasn’t actually Ben Shapiro?

this lineup is basically tree_bro’s diet pepsi tweet only with baseball players. 

*extreme derp, from online voice™ *

Francisco Garcia was a guy 

Toxic white male privilege is the realist of shit and this is 100% the truth, sadly.