You don't even mention a cheesesteak?

You win.

Big balls, tiny penises.

What the fuck, I didn't realize Deadspin is full of a bunch of wet pantied pussies.

Your justification is absolutely retarded.

This just further supports why Heat fans need to go fuck themselves.

Please, kill yourself.

When I think of Cadillac, I just picture black guys in SUV's or old people.

Just had more JDM fanboys bomb H2O this weekend.

This article is dumb. So is the fact Detroit gets its own section on Jalopnik.

Street Racers?

This article in and of itself is stupid.

Far more fitting.

FUCKING TERRORISTS.

Then, break down the sources of THOSE sources; very little of it is factual statistics so much that it is actual punditry and subjective observation from elitist progressive think-tank PACs.

LOL... A video based on the following sources is quite poor....

TL;DR; liberal pussy whiny bitch.

We don't worship a fake boxer, it's just a popular movie about a going starting at the bottom and ending up on the top.

TL;DR

I blame Trayvon.