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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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I can stand Torchinsky’s take on these (along with his idiotic car suggestions)...if you want to do this kind of crap then live out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. If you want to live next to people, be respectful.

I find it hilarious that it is literally in better condition than every single one of Tracy’s projects.

Unpopular opinion: I’m kinda over this restoration shit. Jonathan Ward would probably do it better, anyway.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

I’ll drink to that.

Interesting, but I am going to have to call BS on the sites methods/data. It basically ascribes to the same thinking of people who think if you’ve ever blacked out you’re an alcoholic or have a drinking problem lol

And if not up your game.

True, but if you’re the kind of person who keeps cars for a long time, you do your research, and this list is full of cars that people do their research about, (the golf is almost certainly the ‘03 TDI, for example)

My boring 04 Frontier made the list. My less boring 04 BMW did not. Not having a car note in over a decade was very fun.

conversely: “which are the longest lasting cars” people don’t keep cars for 15+ years unless they’re extremely good cars.

I have a Toyota and I am doing heroin while hang gliding to my favorite underground fight club where I am going to put my gerbil Mephistopheles into the pit against an undefeated hamster named Patton Montgomery in a fight to the death. After that I am going to do some unprotected swinging.

Tape covering the lights is intentional deceit. You might actually have some recourse against the seller. Steve Lehto did a story about a failing transmission with super heavy gear oil to mask the sounds. Intentional deceit supersedes “As-Is”

I once bought a Volkswagen.

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

I’ll stick my head out here...

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

To Whom It May Concern:

HOA...Hopelessly Obtrusive and Asinine!

One of the many reasons I hate HOA’s.