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Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

If you don’t like kids, something is seriously wrong with your soul.

It would have been cheaper to not have kids, sure, but I like my kids and life would not be the same without them. My suburb is pretty nice actually, and I only work about 40 hours a week. I commute about 20 min each way in a Focus ST which is pretty fun. My wife commutes about the same in a SHO, which is pretty much…

“the average cost of a kid before college is $250,000, the average cost of a vasectomy is WAY cheaper”

What is the cost of having a truly meaningful life?

I agree on the vasectomy but then bragging about pissing away your money on a rental and $12 beers just so you can be “urban” is equally moronic. At least the person with the kids probably has the common sense to do investing, setup retirement, and worst case have someone who might help them in their old age if they…

2nd Gear - Counterpoint: Why do we all have to drive two box cars with terrible storage layouts? Why can’t I travel with my kids, wife AND dog all in the same car, at the same time? And why can’t I live in the suburbs, where I have a nice warm 2 car garage to park my cars in, without having to alternate sides of the…

“But when the committee took a 13-0 Hawaii to face Georgia at the sugar bowl, they got mowed over, the QB cried, and people went home early.”

just a few Bama players I can think of off the top of my head; Dont’A Hightower, Julio Jones, Courtney Upshaw, Mark Ingram, Derrick Henry...

No one asked you.

Ohio State got in the exact same way last year, moron.

Did all you Hot Take factories just start watching college football this year? Because there’s no other explanation for how every single one of you somehow managed to forget that Ohio State squeaked into the playoffs LAST YEAR the exact same way Alabama did this time.

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

“I love to see a fat guy score. First, you get a fat guy spike, then you get a fat guy dance.”

I watched all the videos, and every time they showed Baker Mayfield hunched over in defeat, I laaaaaaughed.

Look at how shaky he got after he got a taste of the defense we play in the SEC, sacking him over and over again. Dude’s going to have a great pro career, but he’s got to learn how to recover better after getting knocked off his high horse. Damn good game OU played, BUT GO DAWGS!

Well, in 2016 they went 6-6 then lost their bowl game. In 2015 they didn’t win a game. Your gripes about this season are totally valid, I’m just not sure why you said the coverage has been “piss-poor” looking at any season before this one.

The UAW helped destroy Detroit, now they’ve set their sites on the south.

The UAW disagrees with the Republican president? Say it ain’t so! This is Earth-shattering news, we’ve NEVER experienced anything like it before! Oh wait, except for always.