I feel like Uber is the anti-christ or something at times. Then other times (when I’m drunk) I like to sing songs thanking the jesus for Uber.

I am what? Racist or allowed to believe in what I want? I’m not happy Trump is there. I just don’t believe in the “block vote” theory that people spew from their rectums on here.

Well I was by no means implying you were hollering that I, or anyone for that matter, were/are racists.

I stand corrected.

This is what happens when a Ferrari 345 doesn’t eat its vegetables.

I really only voted CP for one reason. Rust and corrosion. I can just see it seething under the paint from the photos. Imagine in person.

I heart you Vin. You always warm my jalopnik buns.

People talk about humans becoming more advanced, intelligent, and capable as a species.

If it holds any water, my best friend (from the South mind you) moved to Ontario and lives with his now wife and baby. I go up and visit. I say Y’all. Bo. Etc when I’m up there cause it gets all the canadian panties going ifyouknowhatimsayin

Aw fawk dood I love Tim Hortons Eh

They are great until they rust to the point you’re driving and suddenly you’re not.

Canadians are nice. I would never live in America’s hat. But I have been there. It’s cozy.

Also, real life hunger games.

You’re only allowed to review it if you remove the massive bumpers they put on the front that look like cockroach antennae first. Also you must be wearing a scarf with the top down in a Christmas sweater. I don’t care if it’s July. This is mandatory.

It’s time for Ron Swanson’s Early Morning Learning Corner- Brought to you in part by Bourbon and Bacon. Start early kids so you can build up your tolerance and drink like a real man.

*Scrolling*

I find it interesting that news is always breaking over hybrids and electric cars. Which are all well and good. I’m not against them. But I think it’s more curious how OEM’s are slowly but surely assimilating into a congealed mass of the same car, different emblem. Within 10 years I predict your average class of car…

It’s dumb to watch a new show with preconceived notions.