CP because if I’m going to drive a commi car, I will drive a break-my-window BMW M3. Which is inherently the better option for the same money if you like all of the following:

I’m going to need all these well put together companies to just stop what they are doing. I enjoyed these articles much more when it was:

Well.. I’m fucked. Dad’s dream car is a 1969 Camaro Z28 in forest green. It’s only like 100k for a nice one.

Anyone who claims the M2 is a car people buy because they can’t afford the M4 have not been around them enough. M2 > M4 this generation. Everyone wants the idealistic conditions of the E46 M3 right? Well the M2 is the closest they’ve gotten to the original kool aid. And much like the E46 M, people do enjoy the…

He’s like a business robot.

People like to preach the “False Equivalence” of the two candidates. Why can’t he preach the “False Equivalence” of two very different election types?

I appreciate leases for what they are. I appreciate the buy-out clause at the end to purchase the car you’ve driven if you choose to do so. I appreciate the freedom from financial obligation beyond the terms of the lease. BUT...

Pretty sure my girlfriend would leave me for her if she was into playing the fiddle, ifyouknowwhatimsayin

I take pride my Mustang and my Sierra pickup are made in the good ol’ Apple Pie eating Murica. I don’t want no commy truck

Messed around with a girl in college who had one. Biggest turd wagon ever. I’d rather have an old Cherokee from the 90's before this shit box.

Vaporware.

Then I don’t blame you. I don’t need height too often. Besides, my shit is a 2wd which I find to be utterly useless lifted.

That really depends on if any of the roaming sand dunes decide to hang out on I-95. Oh wait, unless you live in the Southwest a Raptor/TRD Pro/Baja type truck is completely useless. I live in the southeast, where we like to crush cold cans and race farm trucks.

IDK. I’ve got an OBS GMT400 that I sincerely love. Lowered and about to have it’s 5.7/5 speed replaced with a 5.3/5 speed because why the fuck not.Below is my goal. Not my truck. Mine is black. Like the souls of all those who took sport trucks from us.

I mourn the Lightning.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

I’ll let it slide this time Christian. But next time, there will be bacon to pay if you get all eerily racist on us.

Similar to the way I see things in this situation. It’s frustratingly generic.