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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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Russia: Home to Potato Wine. Bear wrestling Putin. Dash Cams. Lada’s. Meteor’s casually flying at you.

Strap it to a steel I beam with a chain and recreate this:

Everyday, I keep saying it on here. VW will be a shadow of what it once was. They may bounce back as an EV company but i’ll be damned if it’s not with a completely new face, brand, logo, and culture. The bleeding continues...

CP. The only triangles I like are Dorito’s

By that rule of thumb, it’s become amazing and unamazing throughout election cycles. POTUS doesn’t matter when it comes to the people. I still believe in the American Dream and it’s people. Whether you like the president or not (past or present or future), America still needs support and hope. Without it we may as

It’s called shit talking. I’ve been thru the ringer on Jalop enough to know we all love cars. Kind of like bonding at the bar. You all love beer. May not be the same. May talk shit to each other about drinking liquid cough syrup beer or girly light beer. But all in all we enjoy beer. We unite because of it. I digress.

Why do Americans like to put V8's in everything? Why do American’s love Bourbon? Football? Baseball? Muscle cars? Bacon? Guns? Beer?

Not mad dude. I appreciate your thought that you’re important enough to provide me some anger. I enjoy these types of quibbles. No hard feelings.

lol. I love how you’re operating off of other peoples opinions (Farah etc.). You’ve never even driven one by your own admission. So while your regurgitation of youtube video opinions is great and all, I’ll wait for someone who owns one to tell me they’d rather buy a Golf R. Your opinion is literally liquid shit in a

If you are concerned with ride quality, then you’re in the wrong ideology to buy one of these cars. You buy it because it’s AWD, fast, unique, and an RS. Who gives a shit about the ride quality.

Try to speak from experience first before you “disagree”. It makes your argument more relevant.

I worked for Ford when this car came out. I read the technical information. It’s not something I’d like to own out of warranty.

These are absolutely the best compromise between baby and performance. As a former ST owner, my FoST was great at what it was meant to do. The RS is no exception.

Mazda needs to go to a Tesla model of dealerships.

“We did not photo shop those images. I have never seen those images before in my life!”

Smoke crack pipe smoke! You’re trying to do the impossible on this one asking 14k. Or you just REALLY don’t want to sell this turdcicle.

Yes. I am currently shot gunning a beer and have a hooker bent over in front of me. Does this mean no sale?

I would say the same but I can’t see the color of your dress from here.

Fortunately in the very flat south where I live, even if we have ice/snow I just slide around in circles. Fortunately no hill’s here for me to gets stuck creating momentum and witnessing my car get in an accident without me.

Friend of mine and the old man’s has a 16 or 17 Z06 in that dark blue color. Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous car.