Trust me. I wish I was gay. I’d have a lot more money.

So I’ll be generically stereotypical right now. But lets be real.

Can’t wait to have sweet electrical problems in that gorgeous wagon. Sign me up, Scotty

It has it’s good moments and bad moments.

I’m hoping they come out with a strip down.

I’m still trying to figure out what happened to the front end.

For Sale: One left nut and a right kidney

When you find the girl you’re going to marry/stick a baby inside, you tend to do things you swear you’ll never do. She does make my lunch everyday though so that’s cool. I like sammiches

CP. Mostly because they couldn’t be bothered to put a shift knob on it. What else have they skipped?

Looks like a dude experimenting on his McClaren in his mom’s basement got caught being outside again. Hence the fear of pictures and the general discord of the car.

I’d expect nothing less than from the Axis of Power. Or the government of where that pointy thing is located.

My dad bod is ready

Well women have already been driving men for thousands of years...

I love diesels, turbos, big tits, and bourbon. Also the sound of a V8 gives me massive man redwood. If you know what I’m saying. I will be happy when I don’t have to listen to a jake brake more than anything

RIP Battletoads

Too soon?

Can I be your weatherman? I promise to be depressing, incorrect, and American as fuck.

Well I have a lowered mustang, and a Sierra pickup. I drive the pickup everyday. The sitting up and seeing argument is great, except for when everyone is doing the same thing. SUV to see over cars? Cool.

I’m still trying to figure out what everyone is doing with all the cross-overs and “SUV’s” that get sold. There are only so many curbs in the Walmart and Target parking lots to hop before it gets old.

I talked shit about the company saying it was a teenager in a basement that decided to promote a ruse between masturbating sessions. But in reality I’m impressed. It now seems like the company held its cards close to the chest unlike most EV related companies these days. Everyone likes to have massive press…