I said NP. Even though I know that every single kit car I’ve ever been a part of, seen built, or ever had the pleasure of watching get destroyed ends up losing the original “kit” part and just becoming something else entirely. By the time this thing gets moving it’ll be a dune a buggy with no recognizable features

Yea I don’t disagree. It’s cheap. Puts hair on your chest. It’s really just left over Miller light put into a can. Sometimes its great, sometimes it blows.

Touche.

America

Like I said to the other dude. I identify with the Swanson. I do not mirror him. I’m like a Carolina version of Ron Swanson. Hence my shitty taste in alcohol.

Ron Swanson isn’t southern born. Nor does he preach all the shit on here that I do. I identify with him. Not mirror him.

Nothing wrong with Jack Daniels. They don’t call it a “Jack and Coke” for nothing

I’ll trade you a slightly used, bitchy April Ludgate for that. So long as I can blare “Thank God I’m a Country Boy” on the stereo and drink my Coors Light road soda while driving down Route 66

God I hate the government

All I need is Coors Light, Jack Daniels, and Yuengling. I don’t want your alcoholic grape juice.

I’m not sure you want to. April is a terrible human being with the icy heart of a yeti who’s wife has left him for a better yeti.

Figures. Typical Italians.

This is America. We don’t do this type of job.

Grievances, in no particular order.

I hope he lives.

Carrots are for pussies

European? Hahaha.

I have more important things to consider mandating as benevolent dictator. Like mandatory beer taps. And bacon dispensers. So much to mandate, so little time.

I generally give sex toy’s a thumbs up.