This is hardly the site to speak of sex toy’s and dealers with weird fetishes on, Tom.

I cater to both sides of the argument on this.

Prius? GTFO of Jalopnik

I like Trees. Trust me. I also like Bacon. Both are not mutually exclusive because I sit under trees while eating bacon. I digress.

Unless its the Breakfast Bagel Party I don’t think Vegan’s will be too happy we are eating eggs. Looks like it’s dry toast for us, boys.

Jalopnik: Regurgitation of Ron Swanson’s Facebook feed

I’d rather buy an old VW bus thats been modified for camping. Those are much cooler and seem to be a bit more ergonomic than this. This is a freaking box on wheels with press board everything

I concur my good fellow. Hence why when I’m referred to as the “Devil” or “Anti-Christ” for being a moderate, I get told I need to just pick a side and stop being noncommittal. I get perturbed at those statements. I didn’t support either side this year. I couldn’t identify or be comfortable with either. I understand…

Last time I checked Republican’s played a significant role in the emancipation proclamation. Hence why the south was Pro-Dixiecrat for such a long time. Then after the civil rights movement, everything flipped and we all got to become even larger hypocrites! Hooray complexity!

True. Ron Swanson would agree though. Tired of self righteous people. It’s time for pure Anarchy and the total destruction of government and the installment of a pro bacon establishment.

Babe, just no. If I’m going to a race track, it sure as shit isn’t in an autonomous car and it sure as shit won’t be driven by anyone but me. That’s like traveling to an empty music venue to listen No Doubt on your Walkman.

I have low standards. For 500k I can build a nice garage that I can have apartment above. 500k won’t buy me a place on the water, but given that the apocalypse floods are coming, I may soon if I buy inland!

Whoa, your shoulders must be tired from carrying the weight of the country. Why don’t you sit down for a minute. Take a load off.

I just wanted to see the hippo go “boing” off the front of the truck and just kind of wander around dazed for a minute.

That’s okay. I have my own. I am Pro Murica after all

I need to keep my eyes peeled more often. I could have a pretty sweet house if I happen to just “find” one.

That’s pretty damn cool. My initial reaction was “Please don’t tell me they stuck 30's metal cars in a salt mine.” It’s like storing your favorite watch in sulfuric acid for safe keeping.

Cool! Or well not cool, but thanks for the info. I had no idea

Can anyone tell me why China throws a 25% tax on American Trucks? Do we tax their vehicles/imports into the US to the same degree? I would be genuinely surprised if we do. But I could very well be wrong. I don’t honestly know.

The sexual tension between us is palpable. Take off your pants.