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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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You could insert generic supe rcar/sports car brand name in this article and it wouldn’t be wrong. Reminds me of a Ferrari/Lotus/Lambo/younameithere brand. Can anyone say...

I’m just waiting for the article about how the body slid off the frame after someone jumped it in the desert and the airbags deployed. Strangely, Huey Lewis and the News suddenly began playing on the salvaged Mini radio setting the mood for the new owner of this 6k dollar turd to sit in retrospect. It will then dawn

Loves not about receiving, loves about giving.

Drove it. Bought it. Made sweet love to it. Do I need to be more detailed? Okay fine. SO I took my pants off when I opened the door and..

You stop it. Logic need not apply here.

lol I love you

She knows how to drive mine and my mustangs. The mustangs is bigger :(

Not much. About as much time as I spend looking at a speck of dirt on my shoe.

Oh dear. lol. You’re funny. You think your opinion actually matters. That’s cute.

Curious to see if they break away from the old crap transmissions. Worked at ford. Worst shit in the world. They suck wiener. If they go to a more traditional automatic with a converter I would be interested in getting the girlfriend into one of these but hatchback. If not they can keep the boat anchor.

People on here are so stupid at times.

That’s awesome man. Keep at it and push them thru the hard times. They’ll want to quit or get taken out by some dickhead 8 year old at some point but it’s so dang rewarding. They’ll develop patience, driving skills, mechanical skills, and logistical thinking skills. Plus get to spend time with their dad. I applaud

I grew up racing methanol karts. Loved it. Had a blast. Won a championship at 14. Did a lot for my mechanical and driving abilities. I encourage anyone with a son or daughter that has an interest to get into it. It’s rewarding and builds a real bond between you and your child. Me and my father are still very close and

You are correct. Poor wording on my part. Such is the life of a Kinja user who at best cares very little about his posts on here. I just enjoy the shit talking while at work. If people misconstrue what I had to say and take it like the other poster did, it becomes highly entertaining. Mostly because I’ve been

Love you babe. See you tonight. 8:30 right? Dr. Strange in IMAX. That way we can get strange in the back of the movie theater ifyouknowwhatimsayin

Eh? I believe I get misconstrued on here a lot. The coyote was a singular event. Its been 6 years since. The boar was something I witnessed hunting. Happened to a friend. Can’t really offer much other than that. Take it as a folk tale if you’d rather.

I see them too. They usually scatter when they see me (or anyone). Same for most wild life as they normally do. I believe she was sick or something because she was abnormally aggressive, not afraid, and pretty much gave zero fucks that she was bowing up to me.

Now who’s swinging their bravado around and being threatening with a weapon? I never threatened anyone. You have. Doesn’t speak very highly of you. Good job on being the antithesis of what you preach against.

The problem with statistics is your average joe doesn’t care to report everything that’s ever happened to him. So while it’s great to think statistics are accurate, they are not a complete history of the world. If I put a boar down with my gun, then why would I report it? Its dead. It charged me. Move on. Let it get

I can appreciate that. I don’t claim it’s a moment for me to show everyone my “sweet skills” and discharge my firearm. It wouldn’t be a moment I’m excited about. Nor would it be anything I want to happen to me or anyone for that matter.