Can confirm. I have Ford Dealer access and see all the interesting bits posted early on different products.

Not impressed. Not enough monster stickers.

All I heard in my head was highway to the danger zone while I read this article.

Square root of problem is hammer. Hammer times infiniti is universe. Therefore hammer is God. All hail hammer

I made what I consider to be a wise choice of picking up a short bed single cab 95 Sierra from the original owned. 350 5 speed 3.42 limited slip. Window sticker and paper work included. It’s my daily. It’s the next “Single cab/short bed” GM truck to start to inflate.

Not really. Have you ever owned one of these older trucks? They can always be improved. I’ve had some extremely nice vintage cars/trucks that were 30k+ and they are always a work in progress even when finished. It’ll sit there, I’ll polish it, then be drinkin a beer shopping around and find cool LED tail lights.…

Everyone hollering “Thats too much!” is obviously very unaware how rock solid prices are on the 67-72 C10/Blazer/Jimmy/K-series trucks. I sold an old beat up somewhat driving shortbed single cab 68' for 9 grand a couple years ago. This truck would easily sell for 20k around here. But maybe not to you cheap bastards.…

I’ve quite possibly had a concussion or two from racing related injuries (ex National Sprint Kart driver here) but was never diagnosed due to a “Rub dirt in it kid” type of dad. Also had a few heat strokes. Yea... but while yes, you absolutely need to relax and deprive your brain of over thinking, I found that working…

The title to this article makes it sound like you’re hanging out on the couch with your bud FocusRS drinkin beers and watching football. Then you run out of beer and you watch RS drift it’s way to the fridge and all the way back to the couch.

#whitepeopleproblems

That would be referred to as chunky

I hear Ford had a picture of Hitler in a heart shape locket around his neck.

Is that the axis bird on the front in the grill? Whatttt. Hitler you devil you. I had no idea you were a Ford man.

Even though it’s a stigma and I’m stupid for it, anytime I hear hydrogen car I just think of someone love tapping the car with a grocery cart and it creating a crater the size of texas.

Thats a very nice nope you have there. Might I suggest you nope it all the way back to nopesville where Mr and Mrs. You’re fucking crazy lives.

I really enjoy this company. It’s so painfully obvious its a 16 year old in his mom’s basement playing GTA and Madden randomly tweeting random thoughts while getting high and eating Doritos. Somehow it’s got turned into a website and boom. How a major component of engineering changes in less then a few months after…

So long as I receive a reach around 15 minutes after behind the Downtown Hollywood Starbucks. You know, because time is money, and I need to buy more of these amazing sweater transportation machines.

This must be PMS week at Jalopnik HQ.

I always imagine a Wild E Coyote sized table saw cutting motors in half when I see displays like that.