As do I sir.

Does it have room for my tennis rackets and light sweaters? And by light sweaters, I mean the type to wear on a brisk new england afternoon as I walk down the beach with my plastic wife and our clone children?

I just want to know what the air vents are for. I guess it has a super extra large radiator for that big american V8 under the hood. Hard to believe its so whisper quiet. Must be a hybrid or something.

He’s that guy at the poker table who couldn’t stop smiling randomly the minute the draw gave him a good hand. Then eventually all his drunk friends made him mad where he spilled the beans and was like Boom baby, i’m badass. Then all his friends fold before betting and he looses.

No but you will get a Ghost Buster crossed beams moment and shit will start to explode. Pretty sick brah

Crack pipe. Because I’ve run out of Crack and this thing should be beaten with a pipe.

Hold my beer? Non sense, lets drink beer and jump the car. That way I can tell my girlfriend I’ve been productive today

I can’t foresee it ever happening, because you’re comparing the purchase of basic commodities that are sub 5k in most cases to a purchase of much larger magnitude. The one-click yea give me that sweet goodness should and probably will never apply to car, homes, or anything where you can royally fuck yourself by…

Countryfolk are my people. They do the most dumb exciting dangerous things

This is the equivalent of autocrossing a train and stopping it with fred flinstone brand brakes.

This made my day. Everyones like “Ouu Toyota that’s so cool, i’m so impressed” And they’re all like “Yea babe, check out my rally skills”. Then they get locked out of the car and it gets turned into a glorified paper weight. Talk about taking the wind out your sails.

Haha thats awesome man. Congrats! I’m pretty sure I’ll be doing the same eventually with this one.

Best thing about cars like these are how they change people. Case in point

Lincoln is a joke. I worked for a Ford Lincoln dealer as a Service advisor for a summer and Lincoln was the most huge pain in the ass to get anything replaced under warranty, get a customer loaner cars, or hell accomadate them. The joke about it is they sell this mercedes quality experience when they buy the car but…

The ultimate crushing feat of despair is when you buy a brand new car and are madly in love with it. You want its babies. You can’t stop staring at it. You rub it gently when you get out of it. Then the next year model comes out, your car plummets in value, suddenly your once brand new ohmygoshthatshawt car is now a…

And i’m not hating on the Camaro either. I bought a Track Pack GT 16' for 32k out the door brand new. Exhaust, shifter, a set of springs and a tune wakes these cars up tremendously. With all of this installed it becomes a real contender. The Camaro is very impressive for what it is. I just can’t own one. It doesn’t…

This isn’t anything new. It doesn’t matter if its an explorer or a ferrari, they hammer on every car that comes in. Most of the time it’s because they know if they don’t try to break the car to see if it’ll hold up, you will and ultimately will break it. Murphys law. The only way to stop this is to be super careful…

You also paid for it. Big time. And in some cases I don’t want all of that. If I did I would’ve bought a GT350 or hell a C7 Corvette for that matter. I think manufacturers forget that at certain points people want what they pay for. I want a V8 powered muscle car with a real stick shift that throws me around and feels…

Every new age Camaro I’ve driven, including this car, is very dull stock. The best way I can explain it is the performance feels like it’s there but it’s not visceral as though they’ve thrown a blanket over the motor and quietly strangled it to not be what it is. I would dare say they scaled what could be a very…

Who is this guy? R.R. Martin? Am I supposed to wait for winter to come too?