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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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I own a 16' 5.0 with exhaust. That is not a flat plane crank motor. There’s no way. It has the rumbling low hum of a cross plane 5.0 but with some real nuts to it like it’s supercharged or turbo’d. I really expect the bread and butter supercharged setup with possibly a larger displacement coyote to be in the halo car.

Well first off, let me say that by trade I’ve been a mechanic/technician throughout my life since I had a part time job in high school. Working on and repairing cars is normal for me. So while I still do work on cars, I had the great wisdom to remove myself from being a technician and moved into service writing mainly

I used to drive raptors a lot back when I was a Ford service advisor. I had all the mustang/raptors/ST guys coming to me. Anywho, every time I drove one of those trucks I felt empowered to run over everything in my path like I was driving Big Foot. Then I remembered it costs twice as much as my brand new 5.0 GT and

Robo racing? Fine. I just want to root for Number 5 in some sort of 80's nostalgic kind of way

424 with gap.

The crowning moment achievement in my life was I had an old 70 Fastback mustang a few years back and I needed to put valve springs on it. Bbbbuuuuttttt I couldn’t find the damn tool in my garage to save my life. Being impatient, I took a piece of left over seat track that was about 3x1 inches, drilled a center hole,

What if you could make sweet unadulterated sexy love to a Chevette and have it bare the fruit of your loins? Would it be a humette or a chevuman? Would it have the same tendencies as Slingblade? Or would it look like slingblade? Have I ever seen slingblade? Where am I? So many questions, such little pasta salad

Ironically, I looked at it while I was interviewing at the very same dealer for a service advisor position. Vapor silver 16' GT for 32,800 with backup camera and Track pack 6 speed. I decided to buy it a month after I started and it had just sold. But at that point I had a D plan pin, which brought any similar option

Bought a 2016 Mustang GT Track pack in June. Got a crazy rate and terms with cash back for less than D-plan pricing. Considering I have what was a 36k+ dollar car for about 30k I can’t complain. Then to top it all off, they’ll refinance after a year of good payments for a lower rate. They really want to give cars away

As a former dirt track semi-pro driver, and a fellow lover of speed, You’ll be missed. I don’t know you personally but I can appreciate what you’ve left behind. God’s speed on your journey to your next life

I’m really upset that the Tesla didn’t diagnose his condition, offer him a medical cure, and then take him by CVS to pickup his medication. It’s almost like people expect you to actually drive your car these days.

This car reminds me of a caveman with a uni brow that just got asked what 2+2 is and subsequently furrowed his brow in an effort to think through such a menial task. Oh my god, they’ve built a charlatan.

Diluting problems of people by bringing in what is considered to be a worse problem doesn’t change the reality. The reality we live in is very different than a substantial portion of the world. Strife and hardship exists in many different types of life but that doesn’t change the reality that we all exist in.

They’re only one 7 away from spontaneously catching on fire and people pulling any shred of decency they have left out of the flames

Quiet Mode? What? I depend on my cars exhaust note to give me a semi chub and raise my blood pressure so I wake up in the morning. Without it I’d be blaming Tesla’s autopilot for driving me through my kitchen wall.

The Door latch recalls were a pain in the ass at Ford. Just recently I left my job as a Advisor at a Ford dealership for greener pastures and the door latch recalls were money makers/headaches. Everyone thought their doors were about to eject themselves off the side of the car. Add in the continued recall of every car

It’s gotten to the point where I refer to 99 percent of Vette owners as “vintage”. They are all like old Scotch. Aging, Harsh, and really unrelevant till you actually want them around.

Did you buy your tickets? You know! The tickets to the No fucking way buffet

Sounds like someone spilled race gas on their shirt. Then decided to light a Marlboro. Good job, Ahmed.

While I wish it was a New GT, It’s just a lowly Track Pack 16' 5.0 Mustang