What else did they expect. They stole the head of the M department at BMW and brought him to Korea. Then said make a cool/fast/amazing RWD car for sub 30k that can compete with the Germans and Murica. He knew it wasn’t possible. He just went there for the food and change of scenery.

I have a feeling the credentials Ford used to justify ownership of the car are completely different than what anyone has come too figure out. I guarantee average time of ownership is a huge variable pulled into a table. If they chuck their cars the minute they get them and have a history of resale then I guarantee…

Meh I would of been more impressed if he was playing Pokemon Go and driving a race car. I hear you can toss PokeBalls at Kyle Busch.

Really I just see the last few years as economic laxative. For a few years we were all constipated and jonesing for the next big thing but too afraid to hit the buy now button on ebay. Now it’s back to “that’s sweet I want it” life. I believe we are all catching up on our wants and desires so things are slowing down.…

I would keep it to. I just would keep it with an LS1, or say a motor that is less prone to needing valve adjustments, plastic water pumps replaced, and inherently explosive valvetrain components serviced. I love BMW’s, I just don’t love maintenance on BMWs

The only person dumb enough to pay this much for a car with three year old pictures is an African prince who will pay you with a cashiers check and tell you to keep the change.

My favorite part is the purchasing of a truck kit and basically not using a single piece of it like it was designed. They should’ve bought a G body kit and it would’ve been closer. But instead they chose to heat the living crap out of everything and use the worlds longest breaker bar to “fix it”

Vin Strikes Again. Tomorrow there will be an article telling us how Paul Walker didn’t actually die from the wreck. He jumped into a lava field to avoid working with Vin Diesel like Jupiter. RIP Horsey and Paul Walker

I’ve driven quite a few actually. And that’s the problem. The new M’s are a far cry from the E46 and E30 cars. It’s like driving a sponge.

I always appreciate a man of good taste. A man with wiener compulsions that cause him to pee on a plane seat or have sex with a mattress. He’s a real man of utility.

You know how your mom will let you steal a piece of bacon early and it’s okay? Or when she makes cake and you steal a little bit of batter and aren’t decimated by her mom stare? Well this car isn’t cake or batter. This is the chocolate she has stashed away in the cupboard that she bans you from christmas for eating.…

I hope somebody pit maneuvers it into a wall. Punish BMW for the sins they’ve committed. RIP M3: the drivers car

So now I have to insure my computer to drive my car? Next time I do a burnout I’m going to blame my car and say he should get the reckless ticket. All I did was sit there and scream like a little girl in delight.

Meh Advertising Campaign + Dinosaur = Winner chicken dinner

When in doubt, fat shame the shit out of someone. Nothing like being a badass and being told you’re fat.

I really really hope a redneck buys this thing so I can see them at Tractor Supply putting 10 bags of deer corn in the back with a gun rack in the back seat. It’ll make me so proud I’ll cry tears of America.

I swear to jebus if they put these things in cars and I have to switch off eco mode/tune my car to accelerate with ferver I am going to declare WW3 on the germans.

I’ve been looking for that. I’m tired of you dang kids taking my dinner table and turning into air dams for your watchmacallit cars

I live in the south. I get to drive on drag radials and summer tires all year. Enjoy your white stuff North people. Suck it

This is the guy at the car meet who said “Dude whatever it’s no big deal” when asked about his use of 9.99 ebay off brand rod bolts.