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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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Great article. You have an adorable kid and he’s a lucky son to have a car dad like you. I can tell you as someone who grew up with the dad that would throw me in the front seat and go fast, its some of my best memories.

South Carolina by a long shot. Lots of room, you’re in the middle of two states with a crap ton of racing heritage and shops and parts vendors. You can ride to Florida and race at Sebring, shoot over to ATL and hit up Road ATL, go to Charlotte and watch Zmax. The max you’ll spend on your ride is 5 hours. Can’t beat

Call me extreme but this is what we reserve the death penalty for. Theres no room in this world for belligerent hatred and evil. He deserves to get all that is coming to him and more. In this life and the next.

All I can think of is Snow piercer right now. Dammit Chris Evans, you were having such a promising career. Whyyyyyyyyyy

I had the fortune of meeting a few of the guys that worked for Penske racing. They work for Hotchkis now. They certainly staff themselves with some really ingenius/capable people. I would love to see their shop and just drink a beer with any one of the older guys in the video. The amount of racing history they are

For someone wanting an e46 wagon, this is the perfect combination. The price is a bit high, but considering the motor swap alone had to cost this much by itself, I’d say it’s a hardtoclickNP. I am less inclined to purchase it but as a bavarian emblem loving individual I see it’s value. A true ZHP 330i would cost you

Is this the new age el camino? Should I be worried about jean shorts and cut off shirts on men with beer guts becoming a problem again America?

At least it’s not summer and you’re trying to work on your arm tan. The belt line on those cars rival the altitude of the Himalayas. If you want to hang your arm out of the window you need to take it off and send it into the stratosphere.

The potential of this video + the lack of capatilizing on that potential = a very sad bromandudeguy. Needs more explosions, bullets, bald man baby Vin Diesel, and GTO

Escort me to the bank. I must have to impress all my garage meet friends. I hope they don’t hatch a plot to steal it from me.

As much as I love Lotus, it doesn’t have the allure and sex appeal that say an Aston or Ferrari does. It’s unfortunate. They’re great cars. But they have this “toyish” air to them.

He was remarking upon your intelligence, therefore you have evolved into Brain

Something about 80's 90's BMWs mean shenanigans are afoot. I decided to do a sweet rolling burnout in an automatic 89' 325i (I use the term loosely). It was pouring. It was 3 in the morning. The car somehow hooked and refused to do anything but run over a tree and put itself halfway under water. I got lucky the air

Excess is the key to happiness Doug. Are you not American?

Gotta throw it the CP. Not many stockish late 60's cars can swing a 30k+ price tag let alone swing it easily. This is more a mid to low 20's price car when you consider the type of cars you can buy in the 30k range.

Sounds like you read my recent article.

It doesn’t pollute by not running. At all. Hooray you’re environmentally friendly!

ST owner here. As much fun as I have in my FWD less powered peanut rocket ship, I would advise this to be an easy BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY for anyone who considers it for a second.

This reminds me of the case I just bought for my iPad Mini 4. It literally said “Vegan friendly leather” on the front. Talk about trying to dodge reality. PETA apparently wants to ignore reality too.

Welcome to the last half century of the automotive world. I take any numbers I see from a manufacturer or car dealership about as seriously as I take cheese fondu as a main dinner course.