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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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Maybe it’s the dirtbike in me but anytime I see 2 stroke in a car, all I can see in my head is an old car flying down the road sounding like a wound up weed eater.

Yea I failed. It should of been this picture. I edited and totally derped out on the fact it said four door. But still, headlights don’t lie girlfriend.

Sweet. Thanks!

You’re correct. It’s el Coupe because the tail lights wrap towards the top. Ma bad.

Looks like a Pontiac G6. Also, lets have real talk. I’m just saying but.. no one would be surprised if a Pontiac G6 was involved in a hit and run.

It looks like it has bull dog jowels. I’m not quite sure whether or not I should be impressed by the shovel engineering or the fact it doesn’t even move.

The custom Vader -esque Mono is correct with black and red. The black is the color of Vaders helmet. The red is just the blood of thine track frenemy

The entire time that I read an article about the Syrian conflict and how the world is still running bombing raids, all I can think of is “What are they even bombing?”. After 16 months of destruction I can’t imagine the Syrian landscape as much more than an old Call of Duty Modern Warfare map. I doubt it’s a mildly

Perhaps they should stop being lazy and make their own car. Oh wait, this is 2016 and everything is a derivative of a VW, Chrysler 300, or Ford Fiesta wearing different skin. Man it’s great to have so many choices on the market.

Yea it’s not cool when people get hurt. It’d be one thing if she ran over a wayward duck but unfortunately these spectators lives are forever changed by simply attending an event. What sucks is this event has a hard enough time with press/public relations as it is. Now it’s going to go down as the “race where people

Would it be ridiculous to make a vacation out of riding gokarts against news blog writers?

All I ask is that when BMW swings the hammer down on the last nail of it’s performance coffin is that it doesn’t smash my fingers. It has already smashed my heart :(

Well I come from dealership land and I’m familiar with the assumed loss that occurs when a new dealership is built/remodeled. The multi million dollar investment in the property saddles the company with debt that will be written towards its profit. It usually takes a quality dealership 5 years to be top side again and

Except this isn’t hundreds of thousands. It’s one thing to have a large sum of debt in personal loans. It’s another to have exponential debt to the point it becomes practically incapable of being repaid.

Impressive considering their a wee little upstart. I’m not quite sure how they can operate at a loss, spend 500 million, as well as spend another couple billion on a battery factory, and somehow still be in the good. But then again I’m not a finance manager and the magical voodoo that is accounting and financing

My one concern as automakers change from Car companies to Tech companies is the impending reality that they will eventually no longer build cars. They will build what amounts to a smartphone with a steering wheel that has a mute personality.

The problem here isn’t the price for the car. It’s clearly a nice car. It’s the fact when you go “eh 29k? I could buy so many star wars socks and Jalopnik T-shirts for that”

Very true. A friend with an E46 M3 and I are considering a trip to Road Atlanta. I think the FoST would be a fun ride around ATL.

It was a good year of reviews. Manufacturers stepped up there game and produced some really exciting cars this year, and had quite a bit of prequels for the coming production year. I’m tempted to say this year is a teaser year. Next year will be the year of underwear filling excitement Hoon machines.

Besides the fact they should rebrand the whole thing, I just want to know who thinks that rubbing dirt all of your face is a marketing strategy. It’s like saying pooping in the grass is a marketing strategy to sell toilet paper.