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This article really encompasses the overall love of racing I have. Even the fiercist of competitors will sit down, have a drink with you, talk cars and become your new friend. It’s about the passion which is the most important. Great article. Being relegated to the East Coast and the only track nearby being Roebling,

Dear Nissan,

Pretty soon BMW is going to pair with Apple so everything they make is a play on the i nomenclature. Before you know it everyone will be saying “Oh man I can’t wait for them to come out with the new i8s and i8c”

I keep wanting to say thats an E30 tail light. But it’s a little off.

CP because the demand on this particular setup of a Bike/sidecar/spaceship is going to be hard to find a buyer for. Oh sure they’ll be plenty of NP people saying hmm ahhh joly good price ol’ boy but lets be honest. It’s easy to say that’s a great price when it’s not something you’d ever buy ever in the history of

That is the cutest happiest car I’ve ever seen. My spleen is about rupture from it’s overwhelming Panda -esque nature.

This is Doug’s Facebook look back on the year thingy. He’s sitting on a big over stuffed red chair right now while petting a cat with one hand and holding a nice scotch in the other. His face is staring off into a large window at the passing PT cruisers and Nissan Rogues. But this moments not for him to be angry at

I’ve never been more jealous of an RC car. I am a sad little man.

So Manny articles like this are going to make me Moe crazy. Eventually I’m just going to Jack this blog and convince everyone to be a little Moe sane.

Thanks! You made my day. I’m slowly creating what I consider to be witty funny content on my own blog here so feel free to follow me if you’d like! And I will most definitely be back. I’m infected with the Kinjavitis

The whole time I browsed and mulled over this list while stroking my imaginary goatee I couldn’t help but have to withold my internals from coming forth onto my keyboard. These cars sucked then, and they still suck now. If anything they’re chariots for saggie beanie wearing individuals. Unfortunately I say that as I

The Return of the M3:

So basically F1 is populated by a bunch of 8 year old drivers who would rather complain until they have the grand pumba F1 big wiener cheese man slow the leading team down.

That’s what I’m wishing for Christmas. I want to be promoted to Uber Commentator. Or perhaps Grand Pumba Commentator.

Previous Firestone Retail Operations employee here. Since I said previous, that means I can divulge some sweet knowledge on your loins.

Never thought i’d love anything orange on a car outside of an actual orange. But thats actually nice. 10/10 would hoon.

Pardon my lack of maple syrup chugging knowledge, but there are actual people famous for riding around on a zamboni? That’s like saying there are famous janitors. Maybe they had posters of a dude and his mop with some crazy sexy font that says “El Janitoro Loco”

If it was really high resolution, they’d include the explitives of each driver as they watch boy racer wreck and almost kill all of them in fabulous fashion.

I had to send a friend to the hospital for swallowing catalytic converter once. Long story short, gut converters, tell him to wear mask, he says no I have beer, I say okay cancer, next thing I knew he can’t breath. Anywho He’s still alive today.

I just want to ride around naked on a motorcycle in the desert man. Why’s the government always gotta be keepin me down mannnnn